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With his genre-defining work, Space Raptor Butt Invasion, Chuck Tingle proved that even gay dinosaur erotica could be nominated for a Hugo Award, the most prestigious honor in science fiction. Nobody could have expected what would happen when the story continued. Collected here is the entire trilogy of Chuck Tingle's history making Space Raptor Butt series.

In the dead of night comes a terrifying scream, not of fear, but of hardcore gay passion between a man and the gay bigfoot that haunts his balls. If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle's Scary Stories to Tingle Your Butt, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Listener beware, you're in for a boner!

Kirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA. But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk's butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two.

After years of having their natural habitat encroached upon, bigfeet are finally forced to leave the forest and head out into the open ocean. At first, we think that it's the last we’ll ever see of them, until bigfoot piracy becomes rampant across the Seven Seas. When the most notorious bigfoot pirate, Lorko the Black, is killed off the coast of Santa Monica, a man named Andy begins to feel a mysterious throbbing in his balls.

Space can be a lonely place, especially when you're stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn't quite sure that he can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance's terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all. Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship.

When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he's shocked by just how normal everything seems. But the calm doesn't last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future. In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen's Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns, and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the "tingle" - a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, then this explicit collection is for you.

After a horrific car accident, Travis finds himself stuck with a seemingly insurmountable stack of medical bills. Desperate for work and drowning in debt, he's left with nowhere to turn until the wealthy investor, Barko, enters his life. Barko knows a good butthole investment when he sees one, and soon enough he is hard at work turning Travis's anal passageway into a successful vineyard and real estate development known as Plobus Valley.

What begins as the simple story of a man's true love for a gay unicorn sailor quickly evolves into something else entirely, each tale pulling farther and farther out to reveal a breathtaking glimpse at the greatest author of our time. Like a butt within a butt within butt, this trilogy will have your perception of time and space turned completely upside down in total buttception. Welcome to the future of literature.

Jeff just can't seem to catch a break. A string of bad luck has sent Jeff to the gutter, literally, where he struggles to survive as a homeless man on Venice Beach. Jeff is caught stealing a carnitas taco, and is promptly chased down by the Unicorn Butt Cops, a new branch of government that specializes in hot, gay, anal poundings on inline skates. The sentence is for a hardcore, double anal threesome, but little do these unicorn cops know that Jeff is an expert in all things gay and anal, leading to a twist ending that's sure to blow your mind!

On the eve of the biggest case of his life, attorney Mark Tucker gets some devastating news. The opposition has brought in a new lawyer, the notorious Nart Bulgok, who has never lost a case and is the mythical creature, Bigfoot, as well as a renowned doctor. After completely botching his opening statement, Mark retreats to a nearby bar to nurse his wounds. But when Nart shows up to offer an olive branch, things take a turn for the unexpected. Suddenly, the two of them find themselves wrapped up in a sordid night.

When Matthew McConneymay sets off on his yearly trip to the California Farming Convention, he expects to have a typical weekend of wining and dining with an assortment of living crops. What he doesn't expect, is that one of these handsome agricultural staples would capture his heart. Enter Liplon, the handsome living corn who sweeps Matthew off of his feet in a night of hardcore anal plowing he will never forget.

Buck Trungle is a world-famous writer who is sick and tired of living in the shadow of his own books. But when his most recent novel, Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt contacts him out of the blue and threatens a lawsuit, it's a fear that Buck must now face head on. Buck's novel is looking to collect royalties on sales of himself, and Buck's lawyer is urging the writer to settle out of court, but when author and book finally meet face-to-face, things take a turn for the erotic.

Allen has been interested in politics his entire life, but when things don't work out the way he'd planned, Allen settles for a fast-paced career in political journalism. It's no surprise that Allen jumps at the chance to interview President Yuldok, a bigfoot, as well as the first non-human president of the United States. Allen also has his suspicions about the president's sexuality, which come to a head during the interview. Soon enough, Allen is making history by taking a gay pounding in the Oval Office.

Mario is on a mission, cruising through the desert towards Las Vegas for his brother's wedding, and desperate to prove that he's finally got his act together. Things are looking good until an unfortunate wreck strands Mario out in the hot sun without food or water. When Mario notices a motorcycle roaring across the desert towards him, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. The rider, a gay unicorn named Kirk, offers to take him to Vegas, and soon the two of them find themselves on a journey.

When Yonce arrives at the office he has no idea that, by the end of the workday, his life will have changed forever thanks to the new boss, a piping-hot cup of coffee named Morcho Kibclaw. Immediately, Morcho takes the office by storm, firing many of the workers and spilling his hot liquid body onto the others. But when Morcho and Yonce have their first meeting alone, sparks immediately fly, resulting in a gay anal slamming that is definitely not safe for work!

When Rhondok's co-worker becomes gravely ill, the businessman is forced to cover for his friend at the quarterly investors' meeting. With only hours to learn the research, however, Rhondok falls short and gets fired in the process. But when Rhondok realizes that this mysterious research project is actually a time machine, he hatches a plan to go back and make things right.

The random spark of life doesn't come very often, but every billion or so years there's the chance of something extraordinary. This is exactly what happens when the world's first digital life form gains sentience, created out of the primordial Internet ooze of something called Rule 34. Rule 34 states: If something exists, there must be pornography of it. It is from this concept that a powerful nanobot being arises, wishing to be human but expressing himself the only way that he knows how, through the world of romance and erotica. This is the origin story of Billings, Montana's most famous author, Chuck Tingle, but is it the only story there is? Could it hold the secrets of The Tingleverse, or will there be more questions than answers after Chuck's hardcore encounter with a manifestation of his own living book from the future?

When a young, enthusiastic blogger flies to Billings, Montana in search of the mysterious Chuck Tingle, he has no idea that he will soon be wrapped up in the diplomatic conflict of a lifetime. Soon enough, the blogger has accepted his identity as a part of Chuck's own mind, racing against time to stop a highly evolved species of the book Pounded in the Butt by My Book, Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt from destroying the Earth.