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Morningwood

Everybody Loves Large Chests, Book 1

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Morningwood

By: Neven Iliev
Narrated by: Jeff Hays
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Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true—everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer—a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather’s trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test—reach Level 5 in the dungeon called the "newbie zone" and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time. A fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

Content warning: Profanity, Gore, Sexual Themes.

©2017 Neven Iliev (P)2017 Soundbooth Theater Dream
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Unique Monster Protagonist • Fresh Perspective • Excellent Voice Acting • Dark Humor • Subversive Fantasy Tropes

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I don't think the Audible book description quite fits, but if you've ever played an RPG video game WoW or D&D this story is a great twist on some classic tropes of the genre. No, this is not some high level thought provoking fiction. It's a fun witty and entertaining story masterfully performed. I agree with some reviewers that the material is a bit juvenile, but that's what makes it so fun. Ever wonder what it would be like to live in one of the campaign worlds from any of the great RPG games? What about the lives of the monsters you always fight? Then read/listen to this book and prepare to laugh aloud while also feeling oddly connected to the most unique anti hero I've come across in some time.

Not what I expected, but great "RPG" fun

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A laugh riot for anyone with a love for the absurd and perverse. A great story and another amazing reading by Jeff Hays.

Buy it now.

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The story is excellent!! I never thought I would find myself rooting for a mimic but Boxy T. Morningwood is a great protagonist.
His amoral and basic way of looking at things is refreshing. To him everything is either good because it benefits him or bad because it doesn't. The major complaint I have is with the hard core and, in many cases unneeded graphic violent pornography that is in the story. I do not have a real issue with this sort of thing when it helps advance the story but in this series it oftentimes makes the story a bit Juvenile.Love the series overall and am waiting for volumes 3 and hopefully 4 to come out soon.

A little rough around the edges

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Strangely entertaining and left me wanting more from something I honestly didn't expect much from.

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the series are great and this is a great book if you pay attention to the lore, the "torture" that you refer is to a female SUCCUBUS a DEMON that arouses to rough treatment ITS HER NATURE, is not like a HUMAN female, if you are unable to detach from the real world when your reading then stick to Fabio illustrated novels.

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