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Vortena

Everybody Loves Large Chests, Book 3

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Vortena

By: Neven Iliev
Narrated by: Jeff Hays
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What happens when one takes a murderous psychopath and forces them to team up with a cowardly tinkerer? Though not a question that Jeremiah ever expected to ponder, he is nevertheless looking forward to seeing what the aforementioned duo will cook up. Success or failure does not matter to Richard, only that the journey be entertaining.

Things are far less jovial for the one under Tom's "care," however. Stuck in the monster-infested wilderness, lacking the usual backup, hunted by the Empire's top brass and tasked with an incredibly vague and obtuse quest, Boxxy will face a world of uncertainty and adversity.

However, this is nothing new. Pain, suffering and loss are things that have been commonplace since day one, and Boxxy is not only entirely undaunted, but also eager to share those valuable lessons with its new "companion." With things both shiny and tasty on the line, the crafty killer has every intention of showing that lich who's boss.

Assuming Boxxy manages to find it, of course.

CONTENT WARNING: Profanity, gore, violence, explicit adult content.

©2018 Neven Iliev (P)2018 Soundbooth Theater
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Unique Concept • Humorous Storytelling • Exceptional Voice Acting • Engaging Plot • Character Development

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To the narrator, thank you for watching the entire Caramelldansen video. It made an already amazing book even better. I basically had to explain a level 6 meme to my shop minions after I started laughing uncontrollably in the middle of the work day. Thank you again.

Caramelldance FTW!!!

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Just another fantastic installment and the series. I think everyone in the reviews is talking about the same scene, and the rape of one of the main characters doesn't seem to really serve a purpose other than breaking them so they can try to grow from the experience. Still, in reality, people don't just pick themselves up after rape very often. Honestly, after reading every book in the series, even past this point, it's not necessary for character growth or for the story. If you're sensitive to things like rape, you can skip over the entire scene and you won't have missed a single thing from the book.

All good, but the rape scene seemed unnecessary

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I just binge listened to all 3 books and in a few days will do so again. I love this! Genuinely can barely contain my excitement for the next ones.
The sound effects make it more of an experience and the squish crunch is super effective.
Adore the nerd references so much! Thank you for that
<3 Keep up the good work <3

More please, is tasty

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His basic description is, Murder Hobo
Sounds like.mpst D&D parties but hes not the good guy.
Tired of the righteous warrior roaming the land doing the right thing? saving damsels and rescusing kittens from trees? thwn follow Boxy T. Morningwood. as he cuts a swath of destruction through his enamies and levels up every chance he gets

I Love Boxy!

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i love the series but some people may be offended by the content. I am not one of them. I love the subtle cultural references, the fact the protagonist is a monster, and the way the narration reflects this fact.

But, the story is not for children nor for the easily offended. fortunately, the title should be warning enough.

Not for everyone NSFW hilarity

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