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Santa Has a Six-Pack

The Santa Duet, Book 1

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Santa Has a Six-Pack

By: Erin Mallon
Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Erin Mallon
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“A ‘World’s Fittest Santa’ contest? Please tell me you’re joking."

My store manager is in fact not joking.

All I want for Christmas this year is to finally quit my job and figure out what the hell I’m doing with my life. Instead, here I am, auditioning sexy, shirtless men in fake white beards so hundreds of horny mall shoppers can sit on their laps.

A dream come true for some women, I’m sure.

For me? This is my personal nightmare.

As a former professional dancer, my days of excessive exercise and counting calories are behind me. The last thing I need is a Santa with a six-pack.

But that is exactly what I get when my instant nemesis is crowned our winner, and I’m promoted to his personal “Santa Handler.”

Santa is supposed to be ancient and generous and kind. This guy is young. And arrogant. And obtuse. Case in point: this is a man who regularly boasts about going “balls deep into Christmas.” Basically, he is everything I hate about the fitness industry tied up in one glistening, muscle-bound package.

So why am I fantasizing about unwrapping him to see what’s underneath?

Santa Has a Six-Pack is a balls-to-the wall enemies-to-lovers Christmas romcom from USA Today Bestselling Author Erin Mallon featuring:

· A grumpy/sunshine couple (he’s the sunshine to her grump!)

· Weeeeeeeird workout scenes

· A body-positive hero who falls for her first

· Steamy workplace shenanigans

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Contemporary Romantic Comedy Physical Exercise Winter Christmas Feel-Good Funny Heartfelt Witty
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Hilarious Humor • Heartfelt Storyline • Impeccable Comedic Timing • Loveable Characters • Witty Banter

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Once I started listening to Santa Has a Six-Pack, I could not stop! It was such a fun holiday rom-com delight, with tons of hilarious Erin Mallon shenanigans to keep you ho-ho-ho'ing all the way through.

Penny, a former dancer, is reluctant when she's put in charge of her department store's Worlds Fittest Santa competition. Santa is NOT supposed to be shirtless and buff! But when her co-judges crown Matt the winner, despite her protests, she goes along and tries to make the best of it. When their chemistry gets away from them, they somehow wind up in the friend zone, even though neither of them actually wants to be there! Luckily Matt finds his way out and the connection that the two of them develop is really genuine and heartfelt.

I loved listening to this audio, narrated by Erin herself and Jason Clarke in duet. They both really brought the heart to their characters. Jason's portrayal of Matt's over-the-top exuberance at inopportune times was spot on for the material, and Erin's portrayal of Penny really showcased how hard it was for her to open up about her dancer past and her family dynamics.

If Santa Has a Six-Pack doesn't leave you smiling and in the holiday spirit, then you may be a grinch.

A super-fun, hilarious holiday romcom

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This was a cute lighthearted Christmas read. The store wants to sell more fitness equipment so they wanted a fit Santa. Matt is a gym owner who thinks this could be a great opportunity to perform again and also to promote his gym. Penny thinks the whole idea is ridiculous. Watching the way these two interact was a lot of fun. Erin Mallon always writes with such humor and heart. I always enjoy her work. Jason Clarke and Erin Mallon's narration was a delight. His timing really had me laughing in some spots.

fun Christmas story

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4.5 stars! This is a super fun holiday workplace romance. Reverse grumpy sunshine, he falls first, and she’s afraid to fall. Penny works for a big department store who decides to do a “worlds fittest Santa” contest to help boost sports equipment sales and bring in more people over the holidays. A twist of events brings Matt and his business partner Eugene, who own a fictional version of a cross fit gym, and Matt wins the contest with his hilarious holiday fit Santa rap and costume, much to Penny’s chagrin (because she was immediately attracted to him despite not wanting to be).

As Matt and Penny get to know each other during events at the store and behind the scenes interactions, their mutual attraction grows, with Matt falling hard and fast, and not wanting to rush things with who he thinks might be his end game - enter spicy slow burn.

I loved Matt and Penny’s story, it’s fun, sweet, funny, and sëxy. The side characters are great (with a great set up for a sequel book), and the back stories and plot surrounding the romance are really well done and make for a great holiday romance.

And if you’re an audiobook person, the narration just takes this already super fun holiday romance and elevates it. You can’t go wrong with an Erin Mallon/Jason Clarke pairing.

Fun and smexy holiday romance with fantastic narrators!

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cute story. dual narration but a duet story with book 2 coming out in November 2026. the humor in this was really cute and I really enjoyed that. I actually laughed out loud multiple times. I do wish it was duet narration, but it was cool that the author was the female narrator. there is something about the comedic timing of these two narrators that gets me. I can't get over how Jason Clarke delivers lines. Erin is so witty so having him deliver her lines in such a Jason Clarke way, perfect casting.

this is a good book. even if youre like me and don't like dual narration and prefer duet narration. this was worth it. can't wait for book 2. Kira and Eugene deserve their HEA's and i can't wait until that book comes out in 11 months.

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Absolutely, positively, amazingly brilliant!!! This hilarious and wonderfully romantic book gets all the stars for all the reasons! I love it. I smiled from ear to ear from beginning to end. These characters really found a place in my heart. Erin Mallon is simply amazing.

Narration by Erin with Jason Clarke is everything I want for Christmas. I just love it when we get to see his comedic side. just plain awesome casting!!!!

Absolutely, positively, amazingly brilliant!!!

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