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Mr. Absolutely Not!

By: Alina Jacobs
Narrated by: Meg Sylvan, Tim Paige
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Armed with comfy pants, overpriced coffee, and a highly anxious emotional-support corgi, I prepare to face him.

Corporate boss. Villain.

Salinger Svensson.

I step into his office. His perfect mouth twists into a sneer.

There is no heart of gold beneath that suit, just a big black pit. He’s a shark in the frothy waters of high-stakes finance.

He might be the archetypal-asshole CEO, causing all in his path to quake in fear, but he’s never had to face down a basic bitch in her thirties.

I am exactly like the other girls—I adore Starbucks, greige home decor, and making snarky jokes with my bestie. I’ve even inherited a stalker from an ill-advised singles party.

Yeah, the stalker is… a problem, one I’m hoping will just go away if I ignore it.

I can’t ignore him, though.

He’s all broad shoulders and snide comments, picking apart everything about me as he circles me, going for the kill.

He would never fire me, though. There’s no fun in that. He wants me to quit, to have a mental breakdown.

Well, he can get in line behind my crazy gold-digging sister, my guilt-tripping mother, and the aforementioned stalker.

Salinger pins me with his gaze.

I brace myself, waiting for the verbal blow to come…

Instead, he says, “I need a date tonight, and unfortunately, it has to be you.”

This is a full-length, enemies-to-lovers romantic comedy, complete with smokin’ hot-but-morally gray heroes, a smidge of suspense, and of course the perfect happily ever after! Though this is intended to be a stand-alone book, it does take place after the recently completed Manhattan Svensson Brothers series.

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Narrators were very enjoyable to listen to. Engaging story with the right amount of spice 🌶️. Excited for the west coast Svensson brothers. I totally recommend all of Alina Jacob's books on the Svenssons.

Love the Svenssons!

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The story was overly dramatic. So unnecessary. The angst the main female character had was over the top & the ridiculous way in which she handled many situations had me bumping up the speed on the audiobook just to get thru the unnecessary drama quickly. The storyline could have been good. I don’t understand why the female lead was made out to be so stupid at times; it was very unappealing.

Unnecessarily dramatic

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I received an ARC copy of this audiobook in exchange for an honest review. I can honestly say… I loved it. The big jerk billionaire and the corgi loving assistant who is not afraid to call his bs. The hijinks that had me rolling with laughter, the spice that had me fanning myself. Oh and their families 🤦🏻‍♀️ 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m trying hard not to give any spoilers but I can’t wait for the next book.

Holy mackerel … I love that corgi

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This story started off ok but just went off the deep end. I couldn't even finish it. I wasted a credit on this. Too bad. I liked the authors previous books but this one just didn't do it for me.

Characters were way out there

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This book was different from the other ones. I like how she brought out a different part of the brothers. I love how the family comes together to help each other wven when things arent perfect between them. I love this and cant wait for more to come out.

Wonderful

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