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Hoofin' It

By: R.J. Blain
Narrated by: Wesley Nelson
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All Shane wanted was to get away from the wreckage of his career for a while. He picked New York City to provide him with a distraction from his early, unwanted retirement from the police force. New York City delivered, distracting him with three corpses and a miniature llama with a spitting problem and attitude.

If he wants to return to a normal life, he’ll have to face off against a sex trafficking ring targeting the woman of his dreams, ancient vampires, murderous criminals, his parents, and an FBI agent with a hidden agenda. Some days, it isn’t easy being an ex-cop.

Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, action, excitement, adventure, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution.

©2017 Pen & Page Publishing, R.J. Blain (P)2019 Pen & Page Publishing, R.J. Blain Paranormal & Urban Fantasy Paranormal Funny Fiction Witty Literature & Fiction New York Comedy Scary
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Humorous Writing • Unexpected Twists • Fantastic Narrator • Diverse Creatures • Creative Mythology • Engaging Humor

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Very funny. I just loved it all. I don’t write very well but this review would like 15 word so hear they are.

Laughed so hard.

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RJ Blaine is a wonderful world builder! This story was such a good time. Laugh out loud moments and the creatures. Loved all the creatures and personalities.

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I love how R.J. Blain mixes myth, lore, and a new take on the old creatures to create a funny, lighthearted, and magical ride for his listeners. The narrator did a fantastic job of creating the voices and personalities of the characters. Loved every minute of it!

Hilarious and Intriguing!

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I enjoyed it alot keep up the good work because your people in the world you created are very cute and funny

unusual but definitely different

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Fun story with a fantastic narrator. He does some great voices!! I’ll be reading the whole series now.

Excellent narrator!

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