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Radiant Apples
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Radiant Apples
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Jonny Unitus
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Nat Love has had enough adventures for ten men. From son of a former slave, to buffalo soldier, to gun hand, to Marshal for Hanging Judge Parker. Now, entering old age, he’s a train porter. A job he’s happy to have, but not exactly the cream of his life.
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Nat Love Rides Again
- By P. Taegel on 04-30-26
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Radiant Apples
- Narrated by: Jonny Unitus
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 04-27-26
- Language: English
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The Senior Girls Bayonet Drill Team and Other Stories
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Shrader Thomas
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2
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Performance2
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Find out what sort of game the Senior Girls Bayonet Drill Team play. Discover haunted toilets, strange beasts, the hungry dead, weird off-trail shops that sell unique hats and twisted dreams.
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The Senior Girls Bayonet Drill Team and Other Stories
- Narrated by: Shrader Thomas
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 01-20-26
- Language: English
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Road Kill
- Texas Horror by Texas Writers, Vol. 8
- By: Joe R. Lansdale, E.R. Bills, James H. Longmore, and others
- Narrated by: Tan Mayhall
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Mind the moon when you leave the theater! Road Kill: Texas Horror by Texas Writers returns, and Vol. 8 definitely goes Splatterbump in the night!
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Road Kill
- Texas Horror by Texas Writers, Vol. 8
- Narrated by: Tan Mayhall
- Series: Road Kill: Texas Horror by Texas Writers, Book 8
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 03-25-26
- Language: English
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Dead Aim
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall81
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Performance73
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Story73
Dead Aim marks the always welcome return of Joe R. Lansdale's most enduring fictional creations: Hap Collins and Leonard Pine....
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Twisty ode to vanilla cookies and Dr Pepper
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 06-04-23
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Dead Aim
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 8.6
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 01-31-13
- Language: English
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Flaming Zeppelins
- The Adventures of Ned the Seal
- By: Joe R Lansdale
- Narrated by: Matthew Leiper
- Length: 16 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2
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Performance1
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Joe R. Lansdale’s Ned the Seal Trilogy — now in audio for the first time. All three books collected in one wild, weird, and gloriously unhinged volume. Saddle up your dirigible and prepare for mayhem. This is Joe R. Lansdale completely off the leash.
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Flaming Zeppelins
- The Adventures of Ned the Seal
- Narrated by: Matthew Leiper
- Length: 16 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 08-11-25
- Language: English
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Edge of Dark Water
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Angèle Masters
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall104
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Performance87
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Mark Twain meets classic Stephen King -- a bold new direction for widely acclaimed Edgar Award winner Joe R. Lansdale. May Lynn was once a pretty girl who dreamed of becoming a Hollywood star. Now she's dead, her body dredged up from the Sabine River. Sue Ellen, May Lynn's strong-willed teenage...
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A great story with touches of Huck Finn.
- By Kathleen on 08-29-12
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Edge of Dark Water
- Narrated by: Angèle Masters
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 03-25-12
- Language: English
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The Elephant of Surprise
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Christopher Ryan Grant
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall146
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Performance126
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Story126
The latest roaring, rollicking adventure from Edgar Award-winner Joe R. Lansdale, featuring odd-couple P.I.s Hap and Leonard. Hap and Leonard are an unlikely pair--Hap, a self-proclaimed white trash rebel, and Leonard--a tough-as-nails Black, gay, Vietnam vet and Republican--but they're the...
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Hap and Leonard at it again.
- By Tod M. Clark on 03-20-19
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The Elephant of Surprise
- Narrated by: Christopher Ryan Grant
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 12
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 03-19-19
- Language: English
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Cold in July
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Brian Hutchison
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall132
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Performance118
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Story118
Everybody in the small town of LaBorde, Texas, knows Dane acted in self-defense. Everybody except Ben Russel....
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Very dark and different yet boring
- By Rachel on 07-24-14
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Cold in July
- Narrated by: Brian Hutchison
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 07-16-14
- Language: English
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Necro Files
- Two Decades of Extreme Horror
- By: Bentley Little, Edward Lee, Graham Masterton, and others
- Narrated by: Eric A. Shelman
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall176
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Performance157
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Spanning over twenty years, 20 masters and modern authors of hardcore horror share their most bad-ass stories in this special edition from Red Room Press.
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HE HATED HIMSELF FOR HATING
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 11-17-16
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Necro Files
- Two Decades of Extreme Horror
- Narrated by: Eric A. Shelman
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 09-08-15
- Language: English
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Dead Detectives Society #1
- By: James Aquilone, Jonathan Maberry, Kevin J. Anderson, and others
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel, Derek Austin, Jenn Lee, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall16
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Performance14
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Story14
Throughout history and infinite dimensions, there exists a secret group of supernatural investigators operating on the fringes of society, lurking in the shadows, working strange cases with little reward.
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Stayed true to the assignment
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 02-15-26
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Dead Detectives Society #1
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel, Derek Austin, Jenn Lee, Dean Gallagher, Amber Dekkers, Gary Noon, Jennifer Pickens
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 04-30-24
- Language: English
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Bubba Ho Tep / Bubba and the Cosmic Bloodsuckers
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Jude Gerard Prest
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall15
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Performance9
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Part of a secret government organization designed to protect civilians, Elvis Presley and a handful of hardcore warriors set out to save the world from an invasion of hive-minded, shape-shifting vampire-like creatures....
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Bubba Ho Tep / Bubba and the Cosmic Bloodsuckers
- Narrated by: Jude Gerard Prest
- Series: Bubba Ho-Tep and the Cosmic Blood-Suckers
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 10-17-22
- Language: English
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Jackrabbit Smile
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Christopher Ryan Grant
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall229
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Performance206
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Edgar Award-winner and fan favorite Joe R. Lansdale is back with Hap and Leonard's latest caper: investigating the disappearance of a revivalist cult leader's daughter. Hap and Leonard are an unlikely pair-Hap, a self-proclaimed white trash rebel, and Leonard, a tough-as-nails black gay Vietnam...
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❤️ Hap and Leonard
- By RueRue on 05-18-18
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Jackrabbit Smile
- Narrated by: Christopher Ryan Grant
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 11
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 03-27-18
- Language: English
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Captains Outrageous
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #6
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall277
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Performance252
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Story254
Hap Collins, chicken plant guard, saves a young woman's life, and her father, owner of the chicken plant, rewards him with a large cash bonus....
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A beach book, cept with H & L mayhem
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 04-07-23
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Captains Outrageous
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #6
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 6
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 11-10-09
- Language: English
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The Donut Legion
- A Novel
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Joe R. Lansdale, Kasey Lansdale, Finlay Stevenson, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall66
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Performance52
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Edgar award-winning author Joe R. Lansdale beams a light on an East Texas town held in the grip of conspiracy. Charlie Garner has a bad feeling. His ex-wife, Meg, has been missing for over a week and one quick peek into her home shows all her possessions packed up in boxes. Neighbors claim...
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cults, donuts and noir of my!
- By Anonymous on 05-02-23
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The Donut Legion
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Joe R. Lansdale, Kasey Lansdale, Finlay Stevenson, January LaVoy, Marc Vietor, Greg Littlefield, Brad Sanders
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 03-21-23
- Language: English
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Hap and Leonard: Blood and Lemonade
- Hap and Leonard
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall65
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Performance58
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Story57
The iconic Texan crime-fighting, bigot-bashing duo meet in this companion to the breakout Hap and Leonard TV series....
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Grindhouse style short stories from H & L
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 04-04-23
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Hap and Leonard: Blood and Lemonade
- Hap and Leonard
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Series: Hap and Leonard
- Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins
- Release date: 09-22-20
- Language: English
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Bleeding Shadows
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Lincoln Gillett
- Length: 14 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3
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Performance2
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Bleeding Shadows is Joe R. Lansdale's largest, most varied collection to date. These stories, poems, and novellas--supplemented by the author's introduction and by an invaluable set of story notes--move effortlessly from horror, adventure, and suspense to literary pastiche.
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Bleeding Shadows
- Narrated by: Lincoln Gillett
- Length: 14 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 02-27-25
- Language: English
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Limbus, Inc., Book II
- By: Jonathan Maberry, Joe R. Lansdale, Gary A. Braunbeck, and others
- Narrated by: Gregory Zarcone
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall141
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Performance128
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Story128
How lucky do you feel? Matthew Sellers revealed the truth of Limbus, Inc. to the world, and in his tales of time travel, intergalactic beings, and human sacrifice, he thought he had told it all....
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Great! But...
- By Danielle on 01-21-17
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Limbus, Inc., Book II
- Narrated by: Gregory Zarcone
- Series: Limbus, Inc., Book 2
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 10-07-16
- Language: English
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The Two-Bear Mambo
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #3
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall367
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Performance321
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Story319
In this rollicking, rollercoaster ride of a novel, Hap Collins and Leonard Pine take a break from their day jobs to search for Florida Grange, Leonard's drop-dead gorgeous lawyer and Hap's former lover....
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Gives “black humor” new meaning
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 04-05-23
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The Two-Bear Mambo
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #3
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 3
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 05-05-09
- Language: English
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A Fine Dark Line
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Brad Sanders
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall20
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Performance16
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Story16
Thirteen-year-old Stanley Mitchel Jr. spends most of his time helping his family run the town's drive-in movie theater, reading ten-cent comics, and playing with his dog Nub. Life in East Texas circa 1958 is not very exciting until Stanley discovers a stash of old, crumbling love letters in a...
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Another Lansdale Classic
- By Tod M. Clark on 06-01-23
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A Fine Dark Line
- Narrated by: Brad Sanders
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 04-04-23
- Language: English
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The Bottoms
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Brad Sanders
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall101
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Performance90
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Story89
This Edgar Award winner is "equal parts morality tale and page-turning thriller" (Denver Post)—classic American storytelling in its truest, darkest, and most affecting form, with echoes of William Faulkner and Harper Lee. It's 1933 in East Texas and the Depression lingers in the air like a...
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Authentic and horrific
- By Jacob Schwartz on 06-18-23
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The Bottoms
- Narrated by: Brad Sanders
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 01-17-23
- Language: English
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