Episodes

  • #136 - Anniversary Beers & Big Questions
    Apr 7 2026

    In Episode 136, the guys crack open a Deep Ellum Hazy IPA from Deep Ellum Brewing Company and raise a glass to Jake’s 2nd wedding anniversary 🍻

    The conversation rolls into some of the crew’s favorite date night spots around Dallas, swapping stories, recommendations, and a few takes you might want to steal for your next night out.

    Things take a turn when the guys dive into a wild question: If you could have anything happen, but everyone else on the planet gets the same thing at the exact same time, what would you choose? Let’s just say… some ideas sound a lot better until everyone has them.

    To round it out, the crew gets a little more real, talking about TV shows and moments that actually made them tear up...yeah, it happens.

    Cold beer, anniversary vibes, big questions, and a little unexpected emotion, just another episode of Two Beers and a Mic. 🍻

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    35 mins
  • #135 - Ice Breakers to Burp Bankrolls
    Mar 31 2026

    In Episode 135, the guys crack open a Chilton from TUPPS Brewery and things get weird… fast.

    Jake brings five ice breakers to the table, but this time, it’s not just the crew deciding… we’re riding with the popular vote, which leads to some unexpected (and questionable) outcomes.

    Stone turns up the heat with some intense life questions for Jorge, forcing him into the hot seat for answers he probably wasn’t ready to give.

    And just when you think it couldn’t get any stranger… a fan slides into the DMs with an offer to pay for burping videos. Naturally, the guys start tracking every burp like it’s a running tab, trying to figure out just how profitable this new “business model” could be.

    Cold beer, wild questions, and a whole lot of burps, just another perfectly normal episode of Two Beers and a Mic. 🍻

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    31 mins
  • #134 - Camping Trips and Criminal Thoughts
    Mar 24 2026

    In Episode 134, the guys crack open Texas Special Lager from Shiner Brewing Company and kick things off with a questionable ice breaker: If you could get away with one illegal action, what would it be? Let’s just say the answers might land us on a watch list.

    Stone brings the chaos once again with a rapid-fire round of “Sober or Stoned?”, forcing everyone to decide whether certain thoughts came from a clear mind or a very… elevated one.

    Jake and Stone also break down their recent camping trip, while Jorge fills us in on his trip to Miami and the adventures that came with it.

    Cold beer, questionable decisions, and plenty of laughs, just another episode of Two Beers and a Mic. 🍻

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    38 mins
  • #133 - Peach Wheat & Apocalypse Drafts
    Mar 10 2026

    In Episode 133 of Two Beers and a Mic, the guys crack open a Texas classic from Shiner Brewing Company, the Shiner Hill Country Peach Wheat, and put it through the official Two Beers taste-test to see if this fruity wheat beer earns a spot in the rotation.

    We kick things off with an ice breaker that spirals quickly: If the apocalypse started right now, which three celebrities are you choosing to fight by your side? The answers range from strategic… to absolutely questionable.

    Stone returns with another chaotic rapid-fire round of Beer Math, where the calculations are fast and the logic is… debatable at best.

    The guys also dive into NFL free agency, breaking down which players are signing where and which teams may have just made some big moves for the upcoming season.

    We wrap things up talking about an upcoming camping trip the crew is planning, the gear we’ll probably forget, and the ongoing debate at Jake’s house about how the time change works.

    Cold beer, apocalypse strategy, football talk, and questionable math, it’s Episode 133. 🍻

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    31 mins
  • #132 - Proto Pils & Probation
    Mar 3 2026

    In Episode 132, the boys crack open a crisp one from Real Ale Brewing Company called the Proto Pils, and put it through the official, highly scientific Two Beers taste-test process.

    We fire off a rapid-paced Speed Round of Beer Math, where logic is questionable, confidence is high, and calculators are absolutely not allowed. There’s also another classic Ice Breaker that sends us spiraling into debates we probably weren’t prepared for.

    Stone walks us through the time he almost went to jail for a DUI, a story that somehow lands somewhere between “life lesson” and “how are you still licensed?”

    And in true competitive fashion, we discuss just how excited we are to one day gamble against each other on our kids’ future competitions… because nothing says healthy parenting like side bets and trash talk.

    Cold beer. Fast math. Questionable decisions. It’s Episode 132.

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    31 mins
  • #131 - Scare Bears, Sneezes & Useless Superpowers
    Feb 24 2026

    East Texas is under attack… and it’s not aliens — it’s allergies. 🌲🤧 The boys kick off Episode 131 battling the great pollen invasion before diving headfirst into another chaotic round of Beer Math, courtesy of Stone.

    Jake brings an all-time icebreaker to the table:

    If you could have one superpower… but it’s basically useless… what are you choosing?

    The answers? Questionable. The logic? Nonexistent. The confidence? Elite.

    We also crack open and review Scare Bears, the sour from Martin House Brewing Company — and let’s just say… it’s an experience.

    Then we get delusional (as usual) and debate which Olympic sport we could realistically compete in if we trained for two years. From precision sports to pure athletic delusion, the takes are bold and wildly optimistic.

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    Allergies. Useless powers. Sour chaos. Beer Math.

    It’s just another normal night at Two Beers and a Mic. 🍺🎙️

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    41 mins
  • #130 - Beer Math, Vodka Mules, and Invisible Elephants
    Feb 11 2026

    In this episode, the guys dive back into some questionable beer math and try to make sense of numbers that probably shouldn’t be trusted after a couple of drinks. We crack open the Cutwater Vodka Mule and put it to the test to see if it earns a spot in the rotation or gets left on the shelf.

    Jake also brings an icebreaker question to the table—one that somehow involves elephants, invisibility, and airports—and it sends the conversation in directions no one saw coming.

    We also talk about the Seahawks’ Super Bowl victory and how Jake feels about finally seeing his team win it all. From there, the discussion shifts into some surprisingly practical territory as we brainstorm creative ways to turn everyday expenses into homemade, DIY solutions that might actually save some money.

    Cold drinks, strange hypotheticals, football talk, and a little life-hack energy—this episode has a bit of everything. 🍻🎤

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    40 mins
  • #129 - Trash or Elite & The Black Can from Long Drink
    Feb 7 2026

    In Episode 129, the guys crack open the black can from Long Drink and attempt to give it a proper review… but as usual, the conversation takes a few wild turns along the way.

    We debate some everyday scenarios and decide whether they’re trash or elite, which leads to some surprisingly strong opinions and a few questionable takes. Then things get even more ridiculous when we ask the important question: if each finger could produce one liquid, what would you choose? Hydration? Convenience? Chaos? The answers say a lot about a person.

    It’s another episode full of cold drinks, dumb debates, and absolutely unnecessary hypotheticals.

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    Crack a cold one and enjoy Episode 129. 🍻🎤

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    40 mins