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The Rules

The Rules

By: Simon Weekes
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Society has collapsed. People are out of control. Simon Weekes welcomes comedians to suggest their rules that everyone has to follow and what the punishment should be if they don’t. This is the podcast that will fix everything FOREVER. Email YOUR rules to therulespod@gmail.com.


Edited by Ewan Cameron.

Music by Julian Guidetti.


Follow: @the_rules_pod

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Episodes
  • Chloe Petts

    Chloe Petts
    Mar 29 2026
    Stand-up and writer Chloe Petts helps Simon counter chaos on the streets, the injustice of vending machines and the total mess that is the world wide web.

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    30 mins
  • Matt Lucas

    Matt Lucas
    Mar 22 2026
    Comedy legend Matt Lucas joins Simon to sort out the problems of improvised toothpicks, impersonal e-cards and improper exaltation of Nutella.

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    31 mins
  • Dan Atkinson

    Dan Atkinson
    Mar 15 2026
    Writer, stand-up and producer of Russell Howard's Five Brilliant Things, Dan Atkinson urges Simon to stop people dancing like nobody's watching by drastically reducing the size of human settlements.

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    26 mins
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