• LAFC Fall to Portland AT THE DEATH! | LAFC Fans React
    Apr 12 2026

    LAFC’s Rotated XI Falls 2-1 to Portland at the Death — Jude Terry screamer, 3rd-string goalkeeper debut, and all eyes on Cruz Azul.


    LAFC rest EIGHT starters - Son Heung-min, Hugo Lloris, and Sergi Palencia not even traveling with the team - and bring in the 3rd string goalkeeper, and almost still pull out a victory, but fall to Portland at the death. Our clean sheet MLS streak comes to an end, and our undefeated record in 2026 comes to an end, all in service of fresh legs for Tuesday's CONCACAF Champions Cup Leg 2 Quarterfinal match vs. Cruz Azul away in Puebla. Will it be worth it!?


    00:00 Postgame Introductions

    00:34 Rotation Explains Loss

    01:12 Youngsters Stand Out

    02:46 Terry Goal And Timbers Troll

    03:35 Goalkeeper Debut Breakdown

    05:22 All Eyes On Cruz Azul

    08:50 Happy Sad Foot Roundup

    11:51 Broadcast Calls And Max Birthday

    13:52 Super Chats And Chants

    17:10 Caller Bradley Turf Rant

    20:13 Caller Arod On Break

    21:54 Happy Foot Nicknames

    22:39 Tillman Offside Breakdown

    24:49 Portland Rivalry Rants

    26:45 Caller From Portland

    29:40 Diego on Rotation Logic

    31:29 Luke Meltdown and Depth Talk

    36:08 Postgame Takeaways and Structure

    40:08 Tuesday Cruz Azul Stakes


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    41 mins
  • Portland & Cruz Azul Preview: Has LAFC’s Offense Finally Clicked? Can They Finish the Job in Mexico?
    Apr 10 2026

    Travis, Darren, and Vince preview two LAFC's MLS road game at Portland on Saturday and the CONCACAF Champions Cup quarterfinal second leg at Cruz Azul on Tuesday. Has Marc Dos Santos finally unlocked the attack after LAFC’s 6–0 win over Orlando and 3–0 first-leg win over Cruz Azul? Son Heung-min and Denis Bouanga are surging, and David Martinez is too, but Portland and Puebla will not be easy places to play. One of them has high altitude and the other's got a lumberjack with a chainsaw standing in the crowd JUST WAITING TO USE IT!!!!


    00:00 Show Intro and Match Preview

    01:25 Listener Mandated Banter

    01:37 PO Box Nostalgia

    03:50 Hacks Season Five Hype

    10:25 Sponsor Break Amirian Law

    11:40 Storylines Segment Setup

    12:27 Offense Finally Clicking

    16:49 Long Range Shooting Twist

    19:23 Can LAFC Close Cruz Azul?

    23:21 Game State Fears

    24:32 Away Goals Explained

    24:53 Would Fans Travel

    26:31 Portland Rotation Talk

    27:30 Why Portland Struggles

    29:24 Planned Subs And Lineup

    29:50 Boudri Minutes Mystery

    32:17 Portland Away Day Vibes

    34:01 Bet It And Forget It

    37:50 Bets And Martinez Praise

    42:13 Wrap Up And Support


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    43 mins
  • LAFC HANDLES Cruz Azul at Home 3-0 in Champions Cup | Fans React
    Apr 8 2026

    LEG 1 IN THE BAG. Job not done, but LAFC just mounted perhaps their most impressive and convincing performance yet, overcoming early pressure from Cruz Azul at home to break through and win 3-0. Son Heung-min finally breaks the ice with a goal from open play, Choiniere chimes in with 2 assists, and David Martinez powers through with a brace. Huge game, huge win, huge team.


    00:00 Power of the Hat

    01:20 Tactical Shift Explained

    05:06 Son Breaks the Drought

    06:21 Martinez Magic Goal

    09:04 Away Fans and Atmosphere

    11:45 Clean Sheet and Second Leg Math

    13:07 Why Defense Is Elite

    14:20 Super Chats and Merch

    18:34 Caller Reactions Roll In

    25:54 Ticket Price Talk

    26:18 Popcorn Bucket Cards

    27:07 Super Chats Roast

    28:14 Fans Throwing Drinks

    29:15 Grizzly Calls In

    32:22 Discord Selfie Hunt

    35:12 Rapid Fire Callers

    37:21 Dolo Ball Debate

    40:40 More Super Chats

    46:33 Wrap Up And Merch


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    47 mins
  • A RECORD NIGHT: LAFC TRAMPLES Orlando 6-0 | Fans React
    Apr 5 2026

    ANTOINE GRIEZMANN HAVE FUN IN ORLANDO YOU LOSER! Son breaks the LAFC assist record. Hugo breaks the MLS shut out record. Bouanga inches closer to the Hat Trick record… AND THAT WAS JUST THE FIRST HALF. Travis runs this one mostly solo as we talk LAFC’s incredible night, Shaffelburgs debut, Ebobisse’s return, and Crepeau’s humiliating night. And who can forget… the return of DANNY TWO NIPS!!! Are we back???


    00:00 Six Nil Statement Win

    00:58 Records And Milestones

    02:45 Why It Clicked Tonight

    04:29 Clean Sheet Praise

    04:58 Holiday Solo Hosting

    06:00 Two Nips Dan Calls

    09:28 Son And Bouanga Breakdown

    11:59 Second Daniel Formation Talk

    15:45 More Callers And Metro Vibes

    17:37 Super Chats And Darren Update

    30:30 Jeff Talk Griezmann Rant

    34:09 Darren Joins Passover Chat

    36:03 Pauly On The A Line

    36:43 Reddit and Online Heat

    37:09 Weird Start Great Game

    37:55 Crepeau Gets Shelled

    38:51 Dog Cameo Caller Wrap

    39:12 Super Chats and Tyler Boyd

    40:52 What Happened Recap

    42:40 Clean Sheets Detergent Bit

    43:26 Hacks on Max Plug

    46:06 Sad Foot Roundup

    50:04 Son Assist Record Breakdown

    51:55 Caller LAFC Luke

    55:09 Birthday Fresno Curse Ends

    58:00 Lloris Awards Talk

    59:33 Passover Hebrew Font Tangent

    01:01:54 Survivor Blood Moon Rant

    01:06:24 Goal Scorers Trivia

    01:07:46 Vince Joins the Pod

    01:08:26 Rhino Painting Detour

    01:09:30 Vince Reacts to Blowout

    01:13:00 Son Assist Record

    01:14:25 Carl Calls In

    01:16:27 Orlando Was Awful

    01:21:42 League Roundup and Galaxy Roast

    01:23:34 Soccer Media Rant

    01:24:53 Survivor and Discord Talk

    01:25:46 Movie and TV Recommendations

    01:31:27 Records and Bouanga Legacy

    01:35:03 Cruz Azul Preview and Signoff


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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • LAFC's Biggest Test Yet: Orlando Trap or Cruz Azul Reality Check?
    Apr 3 2026

    LAFC faces Orlando City (bottom of the MLS table) and Cruz Azul (CONCACAF Champions Cup champions) in the next few days. While unbeaten, top of the West in MLS, a record scoreless streak to open the season, and in the CCC quarterfinals, LAFC is still struggling to score, with limited production from Bouanga and Son, both dealing with preseason injuries. And Eustáquio’s injury is worse than we thought. Will Orlando be a trap game? Is Cruz Azul our biggest test yet? I don't know maybe stop reading the description and watch the show!???


    00:00 Welcome and Match Dates

    00:47 Merch and Patreon Plug

    01:12 Listener Banter Begins

    01:48 #HireDarren

    08:47 Call Amirian Law: 866-ARE-WE-BACK

    10:02 Storylines Intro

    10:46 Is LAFC Actually Good

    12:24 Injuries and Eustaquio Update

    14:20 Optimist vs Pessimist Debate

    16:34 Breaking Down the Low Block

    20:57 DPs Struggling and Context

    23:55 What Still Needs Fixing

    26:32 Fanbase Fighting and Nuance

    27:19 Invite Debate Live

    27:49 Community Over Comments

    29:22 Online Negativity Nuance

    30:15 Sonny Fans Clarification

    31:44 Orlando Match Preview

    33:11 Orlando Chaos And Griezmann

    35:39 Roasting Orlando Florida

    37:39 Cruz Azul Biggest Test

    39:36 Two Leg Mindset

    42:16 Neutral Site And Crowd Split

    44:13 Betted And Forget It

    44:31 Bet Controversy Ruling

    46:19 This Weeks Wild Bets

    49:39 Wrap Up


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    51 mins
  • LAFC STILL Unbeaten! Fans React to Austin Match
    Mar 22 2026

    Our reaction to LAFC's tense 0-0 loss-tie at Austin FC, with a tired LAFC squad playing in 90+ degree heat in Austin, where they've historically struggled. The goals were lacking but the sheets remain record-breakingly CLEAN. We break down the historic defensive start, the slow offensive start, everything in between, and as always a bunch of random shit that has nothing to do with any of that, like movies set in space and who will win Survivor this season.


    00:00 Postgame Introductions

    00:34 Zero Zero Loss Bit

    01:25 Tired Legs No Rotation

    03:01 Game Plan Counter Press

    05:33 Happy Foot Clean Sheets

    07:27 Unlocking Son Bouanga

    14:31 Set Piece Frustrations

    18:11 Super Chats And Banter

    25:10 Call In David Martinez

    28:07 Bouanga Vs Son Debate

    31:54 Call In Diego Howdy

    37:48 Call In Austin Perspective

    43:46 Visitors Tunnel Chaos

    44:17 Tottenham Fans at BMO

    44:51 Geoff Talk Returns

    45:39 Interstellar Debate

    48:02 No Happy Feet Tonight

    48:56 Rotation and Sub Questions

    50:36 Why Geoff Is the Heel

    55:09 Movie Night and Patreon Plug

    57:50 Defense Dominance Breakdown

    01:00:36 Pickup Soccer and Aging

    01:02:53 Starting XI and Boudri Talk

    01:08:31 Stadium Food Wishlist

    01:13:30 Survivor 50 Predictions

    01:18:19 Model UN Drinking Story

    01:22:07 Final Thoughts and Signoff


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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Will LAFC Stay Unbeaten Without Their Best Midfielder? | Austin Preview
    Mar 20 2026

    Can the Clean Sheet & Win Streak Survive Texas? How long will we be without our New Best Midfielder? Who will we even be putting out there on the pitch this Saturday vs. Austin? And is Austin any good? PLUS: SWOONTOWER CROSSOVER!!!


    00:00 Match Preview Intro

    01:04 Listener Banter Without Travis

    02:04 Travis Banned From Twitter

    04:50 Sponsor Break Amirian Law

    06:06 Storylines Segment Setup

    07:40 Streaks Rotation Debate

    16:30 Eustáquio Injury Update

    27:14 Texas Curse Austin Threats

    32:23 Swoon Tower Crossover Begins

    33:50 Opponent Banter Plastics Coozies

    36:02 Austin Cozy Debate

    36:51 Dunkin Cup Cozy Logic

    38:18 Emmys in Auditions

    40:35 Austin vs LAFC Storylines

    41:41 Media Bias and Name Pronunciation

    44:32 Coaching Discourse Returns

    45:35 Why Fans Still Complain

    51:57 Bet It and Forget It

    56:30 Goodbyes and Plug Time

    57:31 Back to Our Bet Segment

    01:02:12 Olympico Corner Talk

    01:03:34 Scripted Outro Chaos


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    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/moontower-soccer-an-austin-fc-podcast/id1517423541


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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • LAFC BEATS Alajuelense 2-1 to Advance in Champions Cup! | LAFC Fans React
    Mar 18 2026

    LAFC survive CONCACAF chaos: David Martinez stunner sends LAFC to CCC quarterfinals. Travis, Darren, and Vince recap LAFC’s 2–1 win in Costa Rica over Alajuelense to advance on aggregate in the CONCACAF Champions Cup and set up a quarterfinals matchup vs Cruz Azul. We celebrate the goals from two players none of us EVER doubted, Nathan Ordaz, and David Martinez, and take a FAT STACK of live callers to hear from all of you. STILL UNDEFEATED!


    00:00 Muted Mic Cold Open

    00:43 Match Recap And Round Of 16

    01:54 Why This Win Ruled

    02:57 CONCACAF Chaos Rules

    04:27 Away Goals And Extra Time

    05:45 Bigger Picture And Depth

    08:08 Super Chats And Goal Draft

    09:39 Was It Too Safe

    14:17 Martinez Merch And Charity

    16:08 Caller Luke Stadium Lore

    19:36 Jeff Talk Coach Gloating

    24:54 Caller Justin On Son Fitness

    32:56 More Super Chats Bananas

    34:17 Unbeaten LAFC Rant

    35:18 Diego Joins Happy Sad Feet

    36:55 Tillman Hate Debate

    38:24 Fan Cards And Giveaways

    40:35 Super Chats Son Discourse

    47:28 Rocky The Shar Pei Bait Talk

    51:40 Carlos Calls From Costa Rica

    54:24 Rod Call Drops Mid Tease

    56:32 Joey Chaos Trumpet Socks

    59:30 Noah Ari Road Trip Takes

    01:02:24 Concacaf Chaos Talk

    01:02:57 Tech Issues With Guests

    01:04:00 Arod Happy Feet

    01:04:54 Tillman Out Debate

    01:08:00 Tillman Role Defense

    01:11:20 Message To New Fans

    01:14:17 Gub Calls In

    01:16:11 BMO Stadium Lore

    01:18:42 Super Chats Roundup

    01:23:24 Porches And Defense Praise

    01:29:23 Pokemon Go Tangent

    01:32:05 Wrap Up And Next Match


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    1 hr and 34 mins