Hear ye hear ye! The royal court approaches and among them are the honorable court jesters Maggie and Bailey!!

Maggie and Bailey are so honored to please the court with tales of taking a party bus to Medieval Times, their initial thoughts on the upcoming Harry Potter adaptation, and what is the deal with fan fiction?!

To be weird about or not to be weird about it? THAT is the question… Doest thou wish to be weird about it? Me hopes not! Now make haste! You must away to enjoy the jolly performance our court jesters… huzzah!!!

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[movie trailer voiceover]: In a world of eternal beauty and infinite mystery, there exists the mundanity and humiliation that accompanies… standing in line. While some may try to avoid their fate by knowing the bouncer’s first name, fast passes, or ordering online to pick up in store, one day, the line will come for us all. Probably at Trader Joe’s.

When that day comes, will our heroes be ready? Or will they still be debating the place of patriotism in country music. Or maybe Maggie will be describing a single outfit she wore in 2006 (but in her defense it was from Limited Too!). Only time will tell where this great adventure will go but you get to bear witness as we all find out!!! Play on!!!!

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As the age old adage goes: one must kiss a few frogs to find Prince Charming. And honey! We’ve kissed more than a few! As Mitt Romney might say, whole binders full of frogs.

Things get raunchy as we recall past escapades including wasting faces of make-up, weird attempts at romantic gestures, and swindling men for drinks. We also dive into some anonymous dating stories from our listeners. Y’all have been through it!

Well we DO declare!!! This episode is a Pearl clutcher, so if you are our parents PLEASE turn back now. You’ll never here The Trolley Song the same way again.

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