This Audiobook Will Send You to Sleep Audiobook By Professor K. McCoy, Dr Hardwick cover art

This Audiobook Will Send You to Sleep

 Preview

Get 30 days of Standard free

Auto-renews at $8.99/mo after 30-day trial. Cancel anytime
Try for $0.00
More purchase options
Buy for $12.02

Buy for $12.02

Brought to you by Penguin.


Random House presents the audiobook edition of This Audiobook Will Send You to Sleep by Professor K. McCoy and Dr Hardwick, read by Bruce Alexander.

Sleep smarter

This Audiobook Will Send You to Sleep makes no claims to be fun or interesting. It is an audiobook you can listen to in full confidence that you will find absolutely nothing to stimulate your brain. An audiobook, like no other, that will afford you much sleep and copious amounts of pointless knowledge.

Where else will you hear about the political crisis in Belgium 2007–2011 or study the growth pattern of holly? And from where else can you find, in one place, an overview of railway gauges, a summary of the administrative bureaucracy of the Byzantine Empire and instructions for the creation of a collapsible music stand?

Prepare to fall fast asleep with the most boring audiobook ever published.

Includes soothing soundscape to help send you to sleep.

‘The indispensable bedside classic’ Leland Carlson, Assistant Vice President of the Dull Men’s Club

©2018 Professor K. McCoy and Dr Hardwick (P)2018 Random House Audiobooks

 Spirituality Meditation
All stars
Most relevant
I’ve been having trouble getting to sleep, so I was skeptical about this audiobook.
A quarter of the way through the program, I was fast asleep. That is, I think that’s how far I made it. It was a good sleep!

Yes, this will put you to sleep.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.