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The Santa Squad

A Violently Heartwarming Christmas Carol

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The North Pole burns. Santa wants revenge.

When a terrorist organization sets their sights on annihilating Christmas, their first act is to take out Kris Kringle himself. But a slug to the chest can't keep a good Santa down.

With the help of his North Pole crew and some mercenaries straight off the naughty list, Santa will save Christmas, even if it destroys him.

And it just might.

For everyone out there who argues that Die Hard is the ultimate Christmas movie, now you have a story that will make you laugh, cry, and want to destroy some anti-Santite bastards!

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Honestly, I wasn’t sure what to expect from a Santa story that was already set up to be so different. I suppose I thought it would be funny like Elf, rather than funny like that episode of American Dad where they battle Santa (if you know, you know...if not, sorry for the obscure reference). Anyway, once I got used to the narration, I became completely immersed in the story and absolutely loved it. I read it in the summer while mowing the lawn and prepping my garden, yet still felt the magic of the Christmas season and enjoyed the unexpected darker humor. Definitely worth the read. I highly recommend The Santa Squad for a short, fun read any time of year.

Wasn’t what I expected, in a good way.

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A little bit cheesy, but sticks to its concept well and has fun doing it.

Good demented fun

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