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The Hazard and the Hitman

The Protectors, Book 1

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The Hazard and the Hitman

By: Cambria Hebert
Narrated by: Avery Wilde, Thomas C. Wylde
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Desperate times call for desperate measures, and being in the hospital with stitches in my head and no way out makes me pretty desperate. So I log in to a dating app, searching for a guy willing to pretend to be my boyfriend so I can bust out of this overpriced nightmare.

But what do I get?

Accused of being a prostitute. Talk about a waste of phone minutes.

With plan A a no-go, I move on to plan B. Escape. Except, on my way to freedom, I’m nearly pummeled by a man wearing all black and with the bluest eyes I’ve ever seen.

When he pretends to be my boyfriend, I’m shook. And even more shook when I discover this is the rude guy from the app.

Turns out he’s not only rude but bossy, irritable, and he keeps calling me a walking hazard. I go along with the lie anyway, thinking I can ditch him as soon as I’m free.

Except that doesn’t happen.

I end up back at his place, eating soup and trying hard not to catch feelings.

Then my apartment is broken into, and I’m running for my life, confused, injured, and with nowhere else to go. Kieran vows to keep me safe, something he seems more than capable of… Which is kinda odd for a real estate agent, right?

As the threat to my life intensifies, I start to wonder if I’ll make it to my next birthday and, more importantly, if trusting Kieran is the deadliest hazard of all.

Tropes:

Broody, possessive MMC

Clumsy, anxious MMC

Touch him and die

Hitman falls first (and harder)

Size difference

Dude in distress

Suspense

Hidden identity

Hospital meet cute (or not)

Mafia

Micro-Tropes:

Heterochromia

“Baby doll”

Plant daddy

Fish daddy

©2026 Cambria Hebert Books, LLC (P)2026 Pink Flamingo Productions Action & Adventure Contemporary Romance Assassin Funny Witty
Engaging Characters • Suspenseful Plot • Expressive Performance • Opposites Attract Dynamic • Witty Banter

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Ahhhh another amazing book from Cambria. When she has a new book coming out, I am all ready for it.

Haz lives paycheck to paycheck and surviving. He winds up in the hospital wanting to leave , hello costs of being treated, and wants to leave. He seeks alternative means to get discharged and here he meets Haz.

Haz comes to the rescue and off their insta love story begins.

They had amazing chemistry, they get a little wild, and this book is such fun.

This is the first book of the Protectors series and I can’t wait for more.
The narrators really knew how to bring the characters to life.

Love it

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This is the first book in The Protectors series, a MM romance. Haz and Kieran's story is entertaining, fun, and passionate, filled with intrigue, suspense and twists and turns. The chemistry is off the charts. Avery Wilde and Thomas C Wylde did a great job bringing this story to life. #PFPAudio

Entertaining, fun, and passionate!

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Oh my goodness! This is wonderful! I enjoyed the possessiveness of Mmc. We really get to see him in action as well. I also was surprised at Haz and how he just filtered into “K” life and smoothed those rough edges. I loved that he adored plants/fish! The best part is the humor that is scattered throughout. I found myself grinning more than once at the banter and not just between the two MC. Narration is well done and made this enjoyable to listen to.

A good one!

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You never know where you will find your soulmate. Kieran finds himself in need of some company after getting stitches at the hospital. Looking on a dating app seems to be a good idea, and there he finds Haz. And his eyes. Yes, this alpha male was captivated by Haz's eyes. With a strange request, Kieran goes and the next thing you know, his over protectiveness kicks in and he knows Haz is the man for him. But Haz isn't quite on the same page yet. As these to banter back and forth, and they become closer, Kieran is given a job he is sure he cannot perform. Danger with a twist I didn't see coming, this had my heart.Feelings, gangsters, witty banter, off the charts chemistry, this book has it all and it's the kind of listen that I just could not put down. Cambria Hebert always delivers and this one is fantastic.

Avery Wilde and Thomas C Wylde come in with an impeccable narration. Each scene is filled with the chemistry that makes these two so good. There is perfect comedic timing, and a building suspense that kept me captivated. A fabulous performance.

Hazard & Kieran!

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This is the first of this author that I’ve read and this book is fantastic. It is funny, smart, original, cute, the MMC’s are both charming, the epitome of opposites attract. I love a big tough guy that folds like paper for his man. The insta list/love works extremely well here because of the protector/protecteé dynamic. The secondary characters are interesting and lovable as well and hopefully the stars of the next book. I’m in love with this book. The Narration is spot on and really sells the personalities and situational comedy. I can’t praise this book enough.

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