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The Dating Pool Has Pee in It

A Guide to Dating in Today’s Society

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Dating today feels like a toxic swim—confusing, exhausting, and sometimes downright ridiculous.

Welcome to The Dating Pool Has Pee in It — a brutally honest, refreshingly funny, and emotionally intelligent guide to surviving and thriving in today’s chaotic dating world.

If you’ve ever asked yourself:

  • “Why do I keep attracting the wrong people?”
  • “Is this love or a situationship?”
  • “Should I keep trying... or just get a cat?”

This book is for you.

With raw storytelling, laugh-out-loud moments, and powerful truth bombs, this guide dives deep into:

  • Red flags you’ve been taught to ignore
  • Emotional manipulation, breadcrumbing & dating app fatigue
  • How to heal, set boundaries, and stop settling
  • What real connection looks like (and how to find it)
  • Why it’s okay to walk away and choose you
  • How to swim confidently, even when the pool is full of pee

Whether you're single, dating, or done with love altogether — this is the dating detox your heart has been craving.

Because in a world full of mixed signals, catfish, and emotional unavailable partners… clarity is your superpower.

©2025 Vashann Valdez (P)2025 Vashann Valdez Emotions Love, Dating & Attraction Personal Development Personal Success Relationships Dating Funny Heartfelt
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The Dating Pool has Pee in it gave pretty mundane advice that is common sense but was overall funny and informative. There was one line that stood out to me, “trust patterns not promises.”
I loved that ! It was witty and sarcastic which I appreciated. The narration was fantastic!

Great narration

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