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Klutz: Phoenix Down

But Did You Die?, Book 1

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After I rescued these jerks from a plane crash, you’d think they’d be nicer to me.

I die, like all the time. My track record of hilarious, freak-accidental deaths would be impressive if it weren’t so embarrassing.

And when I come back, I’m naked. Every. Dang. Time.

After my plane was sabotaged and crashed into the jungle, I rescued five male survivors from the wreckage.

I could have let them die, but no, I decided to pull their stupid carcasses from the wreckage. I’m immortal, not a monster.

Yes, they’re hot; now is not the time to do something about that.

The five sexy jaguar-shifters are on a mission to locate someone, a rare phoenix-shifter. Phoenix, the legendary creature, reborn every time it dies. Wait…

…Could they be looking for me?

It doesn’t matter since they walked away and left me to die in the Amazon rainforest. A place full of interesting new ways for a klutz like me to die. Surviving the jungle is harsh, but it’s nothing compared to how they have treated me.

And the worst part?

It turns out these bullies are my fated mates. Yep, I must be cursed.

I can’t wait to escape the jungle and leave these guys behind, but another part of me is begging to love them...

Was the Amazon always this hot?

But Did You Die is a comedy-filled, bully (first book only) paranormal-romance series that includes shifters, a mysterious underground society, and incredibly clumsy Phoenix. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and "collects" her soulmates along the way! This novel is the first in a new series that is packed with humor, adventure, and passionate scenes to entice and thrill you!

The series will have a happy ending...it will just take a little while to get there!

©2021 Sedona Ashe (P)2022 Sedona Ashe
Paranormal Funny Witty Romantic Comedy
Hilarious Humor • Entertaining Heroine • Dual Narration • Engaging Storyline • Balanced Spice • Unique Concept

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This book was so good! I loved the story line and the main girl was so funny. B did amazing at bringing her character to life.

As for the guys I wanted to slap them and kiss them! Jack did amazing at giving each of them their on personalities.

Over all this was an awesome stroy and the narration was on point. Highly recommend this book.

Amazing

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Never knowing what to expect. Never a dull moment, absolutely hilarious !! And at other points frustrating men , who need their heads knocked !! But overall couldn’t put the book down!

Absolutely funny and amazing

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I’ve read this book series and absolutely LOVED it, so I decided an Audible version was necessary. I’m only into chapter four and can I just say WOW!!! Beautifully done. It’s kinda cool not having to listen to a woman try to imitate so many mens voices. Our vocal range is pretty limited with that. Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with that and so many wonderful women narrators do a fantastic job, but with all the guys, I’m glad they did it this way. There’s just something special about hearing the guys talk during the girls “chapter/part”.

Amazing

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I loved the sarcastic banter between the guys and Riles and Imp and Riles. The story is very interesting and super funny I recommend this series and hope everyone enjoys it as much as I did.

Loved this series!!!

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This is a very good book. I was able to finish in one day.
The Heroine is a weird mix between super strong and independent, then also weak and always dying 😅.

Very good! Worth a listen

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