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Conspiracy Candy

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Conspiracy Candy is a wild, hallucinogenic ride through the underbelly of conspiracy theory culture, packaged as a novella that reads like a fever dream. It follows the protagonist, Candace (aka Conspiracy Candy), a fired office worker turned podcast sensation, as she spirals from venting about fluoride in the water to full-blown psychotic breaks involving homemade drugs, a Samoan QAnon cosplayer, a meth-cooking "engineer," and clone-obsessed rapper Klanye.

This story is equal parts satire, cautionary tale, and unhinged comedy.

Conspiracy Candy is a riotous, timely satire that's perfect for fans of gonzo journalism or absurd fiction like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas meets The Illuminatus! Trilogy. It's compulsively readable and scarily prescient in our era of misinformation. Conspiracy Candy is mind-expanding and hilarious with a vibe of doom-scrolling X or Reddit conspiracy rabbit trails.

Literature & Fiction Satire Funny Witty Comedy
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