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A wittily informative field guide to the deadliest animals on Earth from a beloved "AnimalTok" star.

Ever wonder how to tell if a moose is about to subtract you? Curious why you should be terrified of cassowaries, the “velociraptor that time forgot?” Questioning whether that cute baby hippo is actually a homicidal maniac in the making? Yea, so was Mamadou Ndiaye . . . and now he's got your answers.

100 Animals That Can F*cking End You is the ultimate countdown to merk by animal, featuring everything from tiny bugs that can turn you into a hashtag to animals so massive they can murder you by accident. These include:

• The massive Southern elephant seal, which "is built like a truck with the personality of a Spring Break frat boy"
• Sperm whales with a call so strong it can vibrate you to death
• A golf-ball-sized octopus that can erase twenty-six people with one bite
• Hyenas, which have no qualms eating their prey while it is still alive
• A snake so quick it can strike you three times before you blink

You’ll learn not only which animals to avoid, but which ones can beat you in a footrace, which ones create surprisingly high body counts, and which ones will give you a good reason never to venture into the ocean. Mamadou also offers the occasional survival tip, even if it is just to make peace with your higher power.
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This dynamic, fact-filled, occasionally disturbing book is perfect for animal lovers and anyone perplexed by the natural world. Animals Science Biological Sciences Outdoors & Nature Royalty
Educational Content • Humorous Information • Silky Smooth Voice • Fascinating Animal Facts • Informative Descriptions

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i still liked it alot, this is more or less an more organized version of his youtube content with some extra bits added in. still very good and well recorded and read. happy to support the author because he is straight up entertaining.

alot of rehashed content

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I discovered this author on social media. This book did not disappoint. Loved it I laughed. And I learned a lot. I was upset when I finished it. Hopefully there will be another one.

loved it

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While a fair amount of the content here is the same as what you'd hear in one of his video, his humor and delivery never really get old. Love using this as background noise while doing other things.

Funny and Informative

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I've been a long time fan of this man because of his factual, informative, and overall fun way of teaching.

Casual Geographic Rocks

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I watch his videos on YouTube, so when I heard there was an audiobook coming, I was all over it. His humor and wit translated well from videos, and I found myself laughing just as hard while listening as I do when watching.
I'll say it anyway though it goes without saying; this was educational and informative as always. His delivery is second to none and keeps the listener engaged. I hope there will be more books in the future.

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