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Slaughterhouse-Five Audiobook By Kurt Vonnegut cover art
Slaughterhouse-Five
  • Slaughterhouse-Five

  • By: Kurt Vonnegut
  • Narrated by: James Franco
  • Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    19,818
  • Performance
    17,695
  • Story
    17,669

Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....

  • Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James

  • By Keith on 11-20-15

By: Kurt Vonnegut

James Audiobook By Percival Everett cover art
James
  • James

  • A Novel
  • By: Percival Everett
  • Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
  • Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    18,970
  • Performance
    17,798
  • Story
    17,798

PULITZER PRIZE WINNER #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER NATIONAL BOOK AWARD WINNER A brilliant, action-packed reimagining of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, both harrowing and darkly humorous, told from the enslaved Jim's point of view NATIONAL BOOK CRITICS CIRCLE AWARD FINALIST ONE...

  • It's perfect

  • By C. King on 03-27-24

By: Percival Everett

I See You've Called in Dead Audiobook By John Kenney cover art
I See You've Called in Dead
  • I See You've Called in Dead

  • A Novel
  • By: John Kenney
  • Narrated by: Sean Patrick Hopkins
  • Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    853
  • Performance
    818
  • Story
    818

Obituary writer Bud Stanley isn’t really living his best life. He’s fallen into a funk after a divorce. (She left him for another man, who, in fairness, was far more interesting.) He’s not doing his job well. He’s given up on dating.

  • Thought provoking

  • By kevin j brown on 09-29-25

By: John Kenney

The Colour of Magic Audiobook By Terry Pratchett cover art
The Colour of Magic
  • The Colour of Magic

  • Discworld, Book 1
  • By: Terry Pratchett
  • Narrated by: Colin Morgan, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
  • Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    2,549
  • Performance
    2,206
  • Story
    2,197

Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before The audiobook of The Colour of Magic is read by Colin Morgan (Merlin; Testament of Youth; Belfast). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning...

  • TERRIBLE Narration!

  • By Kayla I on 07-08-22

By: Terry Pratchett

The Dinner Party Audiobook By Freida McFadden cover art
The Dinner Party
  • The Dinner Party

  • A Pick Your Poison Adventure
  • By: Freida McFadden
  • Narrated by: Will Damron, Megan Tusing
  • Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    0
  • Performance
    0
  • Story
    0

Choose from over 20 possible endings in this Pick Your Poison Adventure story! You're broke. You have no way to pay your rent, and you're about to be evicted. Fortunately, your friend has offered you a job working as a waitress at a dinner party . . . at an isolated mansion way out on Peyton's...

By: Freida McFadden

The Screwtape Letters Audiobook By C. S. Lewis cover art
The Screwtape Letters
  • The Screwtape Letters

  • By: C. S. Lewis
  • Narrated by: Joss Ackland
  • Length: 3 hrs and 59 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    6,520
  • Performance
    5,775
  • Story
    5,761

A Masterpiece of Satire on Hell’s Latest Novelties and Heaven’s Unanswerable Answer C.S. Lewis’s The Screwtape Letters has entertained and enlightened readers the world over with its sly and ironic portrayal of human life and foibles from the unique vantage point of Screwtape, a highly...

  • This is the Best Audio Screwtape, a Masterpiece

  • By James on 08-22-12

By: C. S. Lewis

Slaughterhouse-Five Audiobook By Kurt Vonnegut cover art
Slaughterhouse-Five
  • Slaughterhouse-Five

  • By: Kurt Vonnegut
  • Narrated by: James Franco
  • Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    19,818
  • Performance
    17,695
  • Story
    17,669

Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....

  • Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James

  • By Keith on 11-20-15

By: Kurt Vonnegut

James Audiobook By Percival Everett cover art
James
  • James

  • A Novel
  • By: Percival Everett
  • Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
  • Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    18,970
  • Performance
    17,798
  • Story
    17,798

PULITZER PRIZE WINNER #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER NATIONAL BOOK AWARD WINNER A brilliant, action-packed reimagining of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, both harrowing and darkly humorous, told from the enslaved Jim's point of view NATIONAL BOOK CRITICS CIRCLE AWARD FINALIST ONE...

  • It's perfect

  • By C. King on 03-27-24

By: Percival Everett

I See You've Called in Dead Audiobook By John Kenney cover art
I See You've Called in Dead
  • I See You've Called in Dead

  • A Novel
  • By: John Kenney
  • Narrated by: Sean Patrick Hopkins
  • Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    853
  • Performance
    818
  • Story
    818

Obituary writer Bud Stanley isn’t really living his best life. He’s fallen into a funk after a divorce. (She left him for another man, who, in fairness, was far more interesting.) He’s not doing his job well. He’s given up on dating.

  • Thought provoking

  • By kevin j brown on 09-29-25

By: John Kenney

The Colour of Magic Audiobook By Terry Pratchett cover art
The Colour of Magic
  • The Colour of Magic

  • Discworld, Book 1
  • By: Terry Pratchett
  • Narrated by: Colin Morgan, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
  • Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    2,549
  • Performance
    2,206
  • Story
    2,197

Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before The audiobook of The Colour of Magic is read by Colin Morgan (Merlin; Testament of Youth; Belfast). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning...

  • TERRIBLE Narration!

  • By Kayla I on 07-08-22

By: Terry Pratchett

The Dinner Party Audiobook By Freida McFadden cover art
The Dinner Party
  • The Dinner Party

  • A Pick Your Poison Adventure
  • By: Freida McFadden
  • Narrated by: Will Damron, Megan Tusing
  • Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    0
  • Performance
    0
  • Story
    0

Choose from over 20 possible endings in this Pick Your Poison Adventure story! You're broke. You have no way to pay your rent, and you're about to be evicted. Fortunately, your friend has offered you a job working as a waitress at a dinner party . . . at an isolated mansion way out on Peyton's...

By: Freida McFadden

The Screwtape Letters Audiobook By C. S. Lewis cover art
The Screwtape Letters
  • The Screwtape Letters

  • By: C. S. Lewis
  • Narrated by: Joss Ackland
  • Length: 3 hrs and 59 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    6,520
  • Performance
    5,775
  • Story
    5,761

A Masterpiece of Satire on Hell’s Latest Novelties and Heaven’s Unanswerable Answer C.S. Lewis’s The Screwtape Letters has entertained and enlightened readers the world over with its sly and ironic portrayal of human life and foibles from the unique vantage point of Screwtape, a highly...

  • This is the Best Audio Screwtape, a Masterpiece

  • By James on 08-22-12

By: C. S. Lewis

Yellowface Audiobook By R. F. Kuang cover art
Yellowface
  • Yellowface

  • A Novel
  • By: R. F. Kuang
  • Narrated by: Helen Laser
  • Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5,913
  • Performance
    5,376
  • Story
    5,374

INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER A REESE'S BOOK CLUB PICK “Hard to put down, harder to forget.” — Stephen King, #1 New York Times bestselling author White lies. Dark humor. Deadly consequences… Bestselling sensation Juniper Song is not who she says she is, she didn’t write the...

  • I've never hated a character harder

  • By ashelyn downs on 07-26-23

By: R. F. Kuang

CATCH-22 Audiobook By Joseph Heller cover art
CATCH-22
  • CATCH-22

  • By: Joseph Heller
  • Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
  • Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4,472
  • Performance
    3,799
  • Story
    3,801

This fiftieth-anniversary edition commemorates Joseph Heller’s masterpiece with a new introduction; critical essays and reviews by Norman Mailer, Alfred Kazin, Anthony Burgess, and others; rare papers and photos; and much more. Nominated as one of America’s best-loved novels by PBS’s The...

  • Stop randomly adding music

  • By Kenneth S. Clark on 08-31-18

By: Joseph Heller

Victorian Psycho Audiobook By Virginia Feito cover art
Victorian Psycho
  • Victorian Psycho

  • By: Virginia Feito
  • Narrated by: Anna Burnett
  • Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    822
  • Performance
    780
  • Story
    780

SOON TO BE A FEATURE FILM STARRING MARGARET QUALLEY AND THOMASIN MCKENZIE Named one of the Most Anticipated Books of 2025 by Oprah Daily, Reader's Digest, Polygon, and Paste “Simmering with rage, propulsive and laugh out loud funny, Victorian Psycho speaks profoundly of horror both within and...

  • Perfectly bloody amazing!

  • By Amazon Customer on 10-21-25

By: Virginia Feito

A Clockwork Orange Audiobook By Anthony Burgess cover art
A Clockwork Orange
  • A Clockwork Orange

  • By: Anthony Burgess
  • Narrated by: Tom Hollander
  • Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    3,777
  • Performance
    3,043
  • Story
    3,036

A vicious fifteen-year-old droog is the central character of this 1963 classic. In Anthony Burgess's nightmare vision of the future, where the criminals take over after dark, the story is told by the central character, Alex, who talks in a brutal invented slang that brilliantly renders his and...

  • Great book, great narration, but not for everyone

  • By Steve on 06-28-09

By: Anthony Burgess

Guards! Guards! Audiobook By Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaranovitch - introduction cover art
Guards! Guards!
  • Guards! Guards!

  • Discworld, Book 8
  • By: Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaranovitch - introduction
  • Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy, and others
  • Length: 13 hrs and 29 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    725
  • Performance
    615
  • Story
    615

Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before 'It was the usual Ankh-Morpork mob in times of crisis; half of them were here to complain, a quarter of them were here to watch the other...

  • All the same voice

  • By Katherine on 05-26-23

By: Terry Pratchett, and others

Fight Club Audiobook By Chuck Palahniuk cover art
Fight Club
  • Fight Club

  • By: Chuck Palahniuk
  • Narrated by: Jim Colby
  • Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    11,637
  • Performance
    10,097
  • Story
    10,097

Every weekend, in basements and car parks across the country, young men with good white-collar jobs and absent fathers take off their shoes and shirts and fight each other barehanded. Then they go back to those jobs with blackened eyes and loosened teeth and the sense that they can handle...

  • The first rule about Fight Club is...

  • By Ilana on 04-17-12

By: Chuck Palahniuk

Manhunt Audiobook By Janet Evanovich cover art
Manhunt
  • Manhunt

  • By: Janet Evanovich
  • Narrated by: CJ Critt
  • Length: 5 hrs and 7 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    29
  • Performance
    29
  • Story
    29

From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Stephanie Plum novels. A woman with a talent for numbers, Alexandra Scott wanted to escape the rat race and go someplace where the men outnumber the women. Trading in her Wall Street job and fancy condo for a rundown cabin in the woods...

  • The narrator is too animated/cheeky/corny, not for me

  • By Placeholder on 04-07-26

By: Janet Evanovich

The Land: Founding: A LitRPG Saga Audiobook By Aleron Kong cover art
The Land: Founding: A LitRPG Saga
  • The Land: Founding: A LitRPG Saga

  • Chaos Seeds, Book 1
  • By: Aleron Kong
  • Narrated by: Nick Podehl
  • Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    34,023
  • Performance
    31,389
  • Story
    31,330

Tricked into a world of banished gods, demons, goblins, sprites and magic, Richter must learn to meet the perils of The Land and begin to forge his own kingdom. Actions have consequences across The Land, with powerful creatures and factions now hell-bent on Richter's destruction....

  • A bit cringy

  • By Jeremy Schultz on 03-13-18

By: Aleron Kong

The Widow's Husband's Secret Lie Audiobook By Freida McFadden cover art
The Widow's Husband's Secret Lie
  • The Widow's Husband's Secret Lie

  • A Satirical Short Story
  • By: Freida McFadden
  • Narrated by: Marin Ireland
  • Length: 2 hrs and 39 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    1,192
  • Performance
    1,133
  • Story
    1,133

My husband is dead. I attended his funeral. I watched his casket be lowered six feet into the ground. (Actually, it may have been only five feet, but that still seems like more than enough.)

  • I loved it!

  • By Lwargo on 10-22-24

By: Freida McFadden

Breakfast of Champions Audiobook By Kurt Vonnegut cover art
Breakfast of Champions
  • Breakfast of Champions

  • By: Kurt Vonnegut
  • Narrated by: John Malkovich
  • Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4,490
  • Performance
    4,034
  • Story
    4,025

Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions....

  • Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C

  • By Dubi on 01-10-16

By: Kurt Vonnegut

Lula Dean's Little Library of Banned Books Audiobook By Kirsten Miller cover art
Lula Dean's Little Library of Banned Books
  • Lula Dean's Little Library of Banned Books

  • A Novel
  • By: Kirsten Miller
  • Narrated by: January LaVoy
  • Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    1,215
  • Performance
    1,158
  • Story
    1,158

“Kirsten Miller has that rare ability to take a serious subject and make it very, very funny. I enjoyed this novel and you will too.”--James Patterson The provocative and hilarious summer read that will have book lovers cheering and everyone talking! Kirsten Miller, author of The Change...

  • Small town attitudes

  • By Maureen Teague on 08-26-24

By: Kirsten Miller

Tidy the F*ck Up Audiobook By Messie Condo cover art
Tidy the F*ck Up
  • Tidy the F*ck Up

  • The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t
  • By: Messie Condo
  • Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
  • Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    382
  • Performance
    352
  • Story
    351

This funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up hands listeners the most useful tools for keeping crap clean and organized without all the pressure....

  • Funny shit! Like a good friend being honest with you.

  • By Susan K. Chapman on 08-26-20

By: Messie Condo

The Light Fantastic Audiobook By Terry Pratchett cover art
The Light Fantastic
  • The Light Fantastic

  • Discworld, Book 2
  • By: Terry Pratchett
  • Narrated by: Colin Morgan, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
  • Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    1,466
  • Performance
    1,289
  • Story
    1,287

Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before The audiobook of The Light Fantastic is read by Colin Morgan (Merlin; Testament of Youth; Belfast). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning...

  • What's missing?

  • By Tommy Engel on 07-29-22

By: Terry Pratchett

Everything Is F*cked Audiobook By Mark Manson cover art
Everything Is F*cked
  • Everything Is F*cked

  • A Book About Hope
  • By: Mark Manson
  • Narrated by: Mark Manson
  • Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    8,847
  • Performance
    7,628
  • Story
    7,597

New York Times Bestseller “Just because everything appears to be a mess doesn’t mean you have to be one. Mark Manson’s book is a call to arms for a better life and better world and could not be more needed right now.” — Ryan Holiday, bestselling author of The Obstacle is the Way and...

  • Good content, bad delivery

  • By MommaJ on 05-31-19

By: Mark Manson

American Psycho Audiobook By Bret Easton Ellis cover art
American Psycho
  • American Psycho

  • By: Bret Easton Ellis
  • Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
  • Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5,545
  • Performance
    4,904
  • Story
    4,911

In American Psycho, Bret Easton Ellis imaginatively explores the incomprehensible depths of madness and captures the insanity of violence in our time or any other....

  • Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....

  • By So Fain on 03-27-11

By: Bret Easton Ellis

Dear Monica Lewinsky Audiobook By Julia Langbein cover art
Dear Monica Lewinsky
  • Dear Monica Lewinsky

  • A Novel
  • By: Julia Langbein
  • Narrated by: Alex Sarrigeorgiou, Louisa Zhu, Patti Murin
  • Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    1
  • Performance
    1
  • Story
    1

From the acclaimed author of American Mermaid (“Sublime”—NYTBR) comes a wise, funny, and wildly original examination of female desire and the price women pay for giving in to their appetites. A LIT HUB MOST ANTICIPATED BOOK OF THE YEAR “A wild, wonderful essential novel.” —Claire...

By: Julia Langbein

Less (Winner of the Pulitzer Prize) Audiobook By Andrew Sean Greer cover art
Less (Winner of the Pulitzer Prize)
  • Less (Winner of the Pulitzer Prize)

  • A Novel
  • By: Andrew Sean Greer
  • Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
  • Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    7,928
  • Performance
    7,081
  • Story
    7,082

A struggling novelist travels the world to avoid an awkward wedding in this hilarious Pulitzer Prize-winning novel full of "arresting lyricism and beauty" (The New York Times Book Review). WINNER OF THE PULITZER PRIZE National Bestseller A New York Times Notable Book of 2017 A Washington Post...

  • Endearing, funny, but sometimes overly clever

  • By Lili on 07-30-17

By: Andrew Sean Greer

Equal Rites Audiobook By Terry Pratchett cover art
Equal Rites
  • Equal Rites

  • Discworld, Book 3
  • By: Terry Pratchett
  • Narrated by: Indira Varma, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
  • Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    2,122
  • Performance
    1,875
  • Story
    1,870

Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before The audiobook of Equal Rites is narrated by Indira Varma (Game of Thrones; Luther; This Way Up). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning...

  • Disappionted NO choice but the new version.

  • By Anonymous on 06-16-22

By: Terry Pratchett

Mort Audiobook By Terry Pratchett cover art
Mort
  • Mort

  • Discworld, Book 4
  • By: Terry Pratchett
  • Narrated by: Sian Clifford, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
  • Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    1,406
  • Performance
    1,237
  • Story
    1,234

Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before The audiobook of Mort is narrated by the BAFTA award-winning actor Sian Clifford (Fleabag; Vanity Fair; Quiz). BAFTA and Golden Globe...

  • Great Book, Annoying Voice

  • By Tim O'Connor on 12-02-24

By: Terry Pratchett

Men at Arms Audiobook By Terry Pratchett cover art
Men at Arms
  • Men at Arms

  • Discworld, Book 15
  • By: Terry Pratchett
  • Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
  • Length: 12 hrs and 58 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    649
  • Performance
    581
  • Story
    581

Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before 'What's so hard about pulling a sword out of a stone? The real work's already been done. You ought to make yourself useful and find the...

  • The older ones are far better.

  • By danielle w. on 05-27-23

By: Terry Pratchett

The Answer Is No Audiobook By Fredrik Backman, Elizabeth DeNoma - translator cover art
The Answer Is No
  • The Answer Is No

  • A Short Story
  • By: Fredrik Backman, Elizabeth DeNoma - translator
  • Narrated by: Stacy Gonzalez
  • Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    2,251
  • Performance
    2,111
  • Story
    2,111

In a hilarious short story from New York Times bestselling author Fredrik Backman, the absurdities of modern life cause one man’s solitary world to spin suddenly, and comically, out of control.

  • Love Backman, wrong narrator

  • By Dayna on 12-07-24

By: Fredrik Backman, and others

No Way Home Audiobook By T.C. Boyle cover art
No Way Home
  • No Way Home

  • By: T.C. Boyle
  • Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    1
  • Performance
    1
  • Story
    1

No Way Home tells the haunting story of Terrence Tully, an LA medical resident who is abruptly informed that his mother has died.

By: T.C. Boyle

Wyrd Sisters Audiobook By Terry Pratchett cover art
Wyrd Sisters
  • Wyrd Sisters

  • Discworld, Book 6
  • By: Terry Pratchett
  • Narrated by: Indira Varma, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
  • Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    1,294
  • Performance
    1,143
  • Story
    1,137

Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before The audiobook of Wyrd Sisters is narrated by Indira Varma (Game of Thrones; Luther; This Way Up). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning...

  • The main reader’s voices are not distinct

  • By BJM on 04-29-22

By: Terry Pratchett

Double Whammy Audiobook By Carl Hiaasen cover art
Double Whammy
  • Double Whammy

  • By: Carl Hiaasen
  • Narrated by: George K. Wilson
  • Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    3,792
  • Performance
    2,743
  • Story
    2,753

Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Carl Hiaasen has staked out his own territory in the world of crime fiction. Set in the neon world of south Florida, his New York Times best-selling novels are colored with broad bands of zany humor and offbeat suspense. In big stakes bass fishing tournaments...

  • Not for dog lovers

  • By Tonette on 01-21-08

By: Carl Hiaasen

New releases

Animal Farm Audiobook By George Orwell cover art
Animal Farm
  • Animal Farm

  • By: George Orwell
  • Narrated by: Graham Dunlop
  • Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    0
  • Performance
    0
  • Story
    0

A timeless classic of political fiction, Animal Farm by George Orwell is a powerful satire of revolution, power, and corruption. When oppressed farm animals rise up to claim freedom, their dream of equality quickly unravels as new leaders twist the rules to seize control. This sharp, fast-paced...

By: George Orwell

Dear Monica Lewinsky Audiobook By Julia Langbein cover art
Dear Monica Lewinsky
  • Dear Monica Lewinsky

  • A Novel
  • By: Julia Langbein
  • Narrated by: Alex Sarrigeorgiou, Louisa Zhu, Patti Murin
  • Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    1
  • Performance
    1
  • Story
    1

From the acclaimed author of American Mermaid (“Sublime”—NYTBR) comes a wise, funny, and wildly original examination of female desire and the price women pay for giving in to their appetites. A LIT HUB MOST ANTICIPATED BOOK OF THE YEAR “A wild, wonderful essential novel.” —Claire...

By: Julia Langbein

The Adjunct Audiobook By Maria Adelmann cover art
The Adjunct
  • The Adjunct

  • By: Maria Adelmann
  • Narrated by: Suehyla El Attar-Young
  • Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5
  • Performance
    5
  • Story
    5

From the acclaimed author of How to Be Eaten, a fresh take on the campus novel that follows an adjunct professor gigging her way through academia’s poor job market when she crosses paths with her old PhD adviser, whose new novel might be about her—for readers of Worry, Vladimir, and Less...

By: Maria Adelmann

No Way Home Audiobook By T.C. Boyle cover art
No Way Home
  • No Way Home

  • By: T.C. Boyle
  • Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
  • Unabridged
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No Way Home tells the haunting story of Terrence Tully, an LA medical resident who is abruptly informed that his mother has died. Arriving at her home in a forlorn Nevada desert town, the naive doctor finds himself “like a swimmer caught in a riptide,” drawn into a love triangle involving the manipulative, margarita-swilling receptionist Bethany and her ex-boyfriend Jesse, a vengeful middle-school teacher cocksure about his sexual prowess.

By: T.C. Boyle

Lottery in Paradise Audiobook By Deborah Brown cover art
Lottery in Paradise
  • Lottery in Paradise

  • By: Deborah Brown
  • Narrated by: Hope Shangle
  • Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
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Meet the crime-solving duo of the Florida Keys: Madison, who has all the charm of the girl next door, not to mention a deadly aim, and Fab, her best friend, a femme fatale private investigator with a taste for danger and stilettos. When their neighbor is found dead, the headlines read, “It...

By: Deborah Brown

The Devoted Friend Audiobook By Oscar Wilde cover art
The Devoted Friend
  • The Devoted Friend

  • A Classic Victorian Fairy Tale of Satire, Irony, and the True Meaning of Friendship
  • By: Oscar Wilde
  • Narrated by: Laura Greaves
  • Length: 27 mins
  • Unabridged
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What is the price of a heart that knows no bounds? In the shimmering, bittersweet world of Oscar Wilde’s "The Devoted Friend," loyalty is a beautiful garden, but manipulation is the winter frost that threatens to wither it all. This isn't just a fairy tale; it is a captivating dance of irony...

By: Oscar Wilde

Animal Farm Audiobook By George Orwell cover art
Animal Farm
  • Animal Farm

  • By: George Orwell
  • Narrated by: Graham Dunlop
  • Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
  • Unabridged
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A timeless classic of political fiction, Animal Farm by George Orwell is a powerful satire of revolution, power, and corruption. When oppressed farm animals rise up to claim freedom, their dream of equality quickly unravels as new leaders twist the rules to seize control. This sharp, fast-paced...

By: George Orwell

Dear Monica Lewinsky Audiobook By Julia Langbein cover art
Dear Monica Lewinsky
  • Dear Monica Lewinsky

  • A Novel
  • By: Julia Langbein
  • Narrated by: Alex Sarrigeorgiou, Louisa Zhu, Patti Murin
  • Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
  • Unabridged
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From the acclaimed author of American Mermaid (“Sublime”—NYTBR) comes a wise, funny, and wildly original examination of female desire and the price women pay for giving in to their appetites. A LIT HUB MOST ANTICIPATED BOOK OF THE YEAR “A wild, wonderful essential novel.” —Claire...

By: Julia Langbein

The Adjunct Audiobook By Maria Adelmann cover art
The Adjunct
  • The Adjunct

  • By: Maria Adelmann
  • Narrated by: Suehyla El Attar-Young
  • Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5
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    5
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    5

From the acclaimed author of How to Be Eaten, a fresh take on the campus novel that follows an adjunct professor gigging her way through academia’s poor job market when she crosses paths with her old PhD adviser, whose new novel might be about her—for readers of Worry, Vladimir, and Less...

By: Maria Adelmann

No Way Home Audiobook By T.C. Boyle cover art
No Way Home
  • No Way Home

  • By: T.C. Boyle
  • Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    1
  • Performance
    1
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    1

No Way Home tells the haunting story of Terrence Tully, an LA medical resident who is abruptly informed that his mother has died. Arriving at her home in a forlorn Nevada desert town, the naive doctor finds himself “like a swimmer caught in a riptide,” drawn into a love triangle involving the manipulative, margarita-swilling receptionist Bethany and her ex-boyfriend Jesse, a vengeful middle-school teacher cocksure about his sexual prowess.

By: T.C. Boyle

Lottery in Paradise Audiobook By Deborah Brown cover art
Lottery in Paradise
  • Lottery in Paradise

  • By: Deborah Brown
  • Narrated by: Hope Shangle
  • Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    1
  • Performance
    1
  • Story
    1

Meet the crime-solving duo of the Florida Keys: Madison, who has all the charm of the girl next door, not to mention a deadly aim, and Fab, her best friend, a femme fatale private investigator with a taste for danger and stilettos. When their neighbor is found dead, the headlines read, “It...

By: Deborah Brown

The Devoted Friend Audiobook By Oscar Wilde cover art
The Devoted Friend
  • The Devoted Friend

  • A Classic Victorian Fairy Tale of Satire, Irony, and the True Meaning of Friendship
  • By: Oscar Wilde
  • Narrated by: Laura Greaves
  • Length: 27 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    0
  • Performance
    0
  • Story
    0

What is the price of a heart that knows no bounds? In the shimmering, bittersweet world of Oscar Wilde’s "The Devoted Friend," loyalty is a beautiful garden, but manipulation is the winter frost that threatens to wither it all. This isn't just a fairy tale; it is a captivating dance of irony...

By: Oscar Wilde

The Master and Margarita Audiobook By Mikhail Bulgakov cover art
The Master and Margarita
  • The Master and Margarita

  • By: Mikhail Bulgakov
  • Narrated by: Kazmiera Mroczk
  • Length: 15 hrs and 16 mins
  • Unabridged
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"The Master and Margarita" by Mikhail Bulgakov is a captivating masterpiece that weaves together a satirical critique of Soviet society, a poignant love story, and a profound exploration of morality and redemption. Set in 1930s Moscow, this novel masterfully blends the mundane with the supernatural, offering a rich tapestry of themes and unforgettable characters.

By: Mikhail Bulgakov

Close-Up Audiobook By Len Deighton cover art
Close-Up
  • Close-Up

  • By: Len Deighton
  • Narrated by: Matthew Lloyd Davies
  • Length: 12 hrs and 47 mins
  • Unabridged
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Marshall Stone is an international superstar and charismatic member of Hollywood's elite. Abundantly blessed with charm, genius, and wealth, the one gift he most desires—everlasting youth—seems within his grasp when an eminent writer begins the star's biography. But painful memories and...

By: Len Deighton

The Scoop Audiobook By Erin Van Der Meer cover art
The Scoop
  • The Scoop

  • A Novel
  • By: Erin Van Der Meer
  • Narrated by: Kristyna Zaharek
  • Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
  • Unabridged
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A piercing satire about a journalist working the night shift at a tabloid and the explosive consequences of her “harmless” clickbait. Washed-up New York journalist Frankie Miller is getting desperate. Since the twenty-nine-year-old lost her dream job at a glossy magazine three months ago...

By: Erin Van Der Meer

Brain Worm Audiobook By Joel Canfield cover art
Brain Worm
  • Brain Worm

  • The Misadventures of Max Bowman, Book 5
  • By: Joel Canfield
  • Narrated by: George Kuch
  • Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins
  • Unabridged
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Broke and not getting any younger, Max Bowman has officially hit bottom. Dogged by trolls and an angry ex, he flees to California, where he ends up running a detective agency with a dead man's name on it. That's when a new client who's not quite right in the head shows up because he thinks the government is breaking into his apartment to move food around in his refrigerator. It's also when zombie assassins start showing up wherever Max goes, killing everyone on site except him. But wait, there's more!

By: Joel Canfield

Les Jeudis de Madame Charbonneau Audiobook By Armand De Pontmartin cover art
Les Jeudis de Madame Charbonneau
  • Les Jeudis de Madame Charbonneau

  • By: Armand De Pontmartin
  • Narrated by: Guy Nadon
  • Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
  • Unabridged
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Chaque jeudi, chez Madame Charbonneau, se joue un théâtre de salon où se croise la société du milieu du XIXe siècle. Armand de Pontmartin y déploie une satire alerte des mœurs: reparties étincelantes, piques feutrées, vanités à demi voilées et ambitions patiemment ourdies.

By: Armand De Pontmartin

Descartes' Demon Audiobook By Ross Hightower, Deb Heim cover art
Descartes' Demon
  • Descartes' Demon

  • A Rollicking Manhattan Cyber Mystery with a Touch of the Supernatural
  • By: Ross Hightower, Deb Heim
  • Narrated by: Jack Kehn
  • Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
  • Unabridged
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Nik created a deepfake AI persona modeled after Alix, his favorite person in the world. What could possibly go wrong? Nike started his company so he could spend his days solving geeky technical puzzles. Now his partners were pressuring him to morph from computer systems guru to slimy venture capitalist suck up. Programming AI avatar Nicola was supposed to solve that problem.

By: Ross Hightower, and others

Contes irrévérencieux Audiobook By Armand Silvestre cover art
Contes irrévérencieux
  • Contes irrévérencieux

  • By: Armand Silvestre
  • Narrated by: Guy Nadon
  • Length: 4 hrs and 22 mins
  • Unabridged
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Dans ces contes piquants et irrévérencieux, Armand Silvestre s’amuse à bousculer les convenances: il interroge les usages, nargue les habitudes bien-pensantes et met en lumière les contradictions des mœurs et des traditions. D’une plume vive, ironique et élégante, il multiplie les portraits incisifs, les situations décalées et les retournements malicieux, pour une satire aussi légère qu’acérée.

By: Armand Silvestre

Agent Bigglesby Audiobook By James P. Rochester cover art
Agent Bigglesby
  • Agent Bigglesby

  • Not Dead Yet
  • By: James P. Rochester
  • Narrated by: F. Trivelli
  • Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
  • Unabridged
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As Time Goes Bye-Bye... What happens when one of the world’s greatest superspies struggles with retirement? Officially, he’s dead, of course, but for 84-year-old Herbert Bigglesby, a quiet fadeout at Sunset View Senior Living Community is not going well. He feels like a prisoner, no one believes his stories, and his once-honored sixth sense for danger is now ridiculed as paranoid delusion.

By: James P. Rochester

The Amazing Bulk Audiobook By Atom Mudman Bezecny cover art
The Amazing Bulk
  • The Amazing Bulk

  • The Novelization
  • By: Atom Mudman Bezecny
  • Narrated by: George Sirois
  • Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
  • Unabridged
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Henry “Hank” Howard had a plan: finish his groundbreaking serum, impress his demanding future father-in-law, and propose to the love of his life. But when a late-night mugging leaves him rattled—and the experiment finally turns purple—Hank makes a desperate choice that changes everything. Now, when he loses his temper, Hank transforms into something else: huge, unstoppable… and bright purple.

By: Atom Mudman Bezecny

Chief JP and the Toilet Bowl Audiobook By Justin Pardi cover art
Chief JP and the Toilet Bowl
  • Chief JP and the Toilet Bowl

  • By: Justin Pardi
  • Narrated by: Tom Gallagher
  • Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
  • Unabridged
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Later in life, Chief JP is working in Naples, Italy, looking into the Chinese threat to the US Mediterranean Fleet.

By: Justin Pardi

The Albino Hippo Audiobook By G. E. Moore cover art
The Albino Hippo
  • The Albino Hippo

  • An Apocalyptic Zombie Dance off (D.U.M.P.)
  • By: G. E. Moore
  • Narrated by: BJ Whimpey
  • Length: 16 hrs and 58 mins
  • Unabridged
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Welcome to The Albino Hippo – An Apocalyptic Zombie Dance-Off — a high-octane absurdist comedy blending the chaos of Zombieland, the sarcasm of The Office, and the cosmic humor of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

By: G. E. Moore

Tales from the Motherland Audiobook By Ralph Clayton cover art
Tales from the Motherland
  • Tales from the Motherland

  • The Spectacle Trilogy - A Precursor Cycle, Book Zero
  • By: Ralph Clayton
  • Narrated by: Cindy Palmer
  • Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
  • Unabridged
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Tales from the Motherland: Book Zero is a darkly comic collection of interlinked stories about power, memory, exile, and the quiet absurdities of modern life. Set across post-Soviet cities, imagined borderlands, and bureaucratic nowhere-zones, these stories follow people who live slightly out of sync with their surroundings—men and women shaped by collapse, reinvention, and systems that no longer announce themselves with force, but with procedure, habit, and polite indifference.

By: Ralph Clayton

The Religion of Almost Made It: A Covenant for Lost Souls Audiobook By Ralph Clayton cover art
The Religion of Almost Made It: A Covenant for Lost Souls
  • The Religion of Almost Made It: A Covenant for Lost Souls

  • The Modern Covenant, Book 1
  • By: Ralph Clayton
  • Narrated by: Robert Edward Scott
  • Length: 24 hrs and 34 mins
  • Unabridged
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Maksim Max Orlov is not living, he is staying eligible to be billed again. He wakes up with a mouth tasting of metal and a phone bleeding failed payment notifications. Somewhere between towering ambition and crippling laziness, Max has mastered a new survival skill, he can turn his own collapse into a joke before anyone else can name it. A chaos man with a talent for punchlines, and a hollow hunger for validation.

By: Ralph Clayton

The Four Last Things Audiobook By Otto Handley cover art
The Four Last Things
  • The Four Last Things

  • And a Few More
  • By: Otto Handley
  • Narrated by: Graham Scott
  • Length: 5 hrs and 55 mins
  • Unabridged
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Where do we go after we die? In this story the protagonist, Oscar Whatmore, dies and finds himself transported to a rundown spiritual realm, eventually appearing before a vast court presided over by a diminutive and disagreeable Jesus clad in legal robes. Although judged worthy of admission to Heaven, Oscar finds himself in a boring and dilapidated domain, which is blighted by outdated technology. He subsequently bribes an official to gain access to Hell, which he discovers to be surprisingly pleasant and staffed by a friendly Devil who explains that the ancient punishments are obsolete.

By: Otto Handley

Saving St. Savior’s Audiobook By Gordon S. Jackson cover art
Saving St. Savior’s
  • Saving St. Savior’s

  • By: Gordon S. Jackson
  • Narrated by: Michelle L. Levigne
  • Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
  • Unabridged
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Saving St. Savior’sis a satirical novel about an ultra-liberal pastor serving an aging church. His enthusiasm and ambitious ideas for the church include relocating its ministry to a nearby conference center, located in a beautiful setting by a river. Not everyone supports his plans or vague theology, however, and tensions arise over the move to the conference center, whether or not to save the church organ, and an unwarranted accusation of sexual harassment. Automatically suspended because of the complaint by the mentally unwell church organist, the pastor takes a sabbatical.

By: Gordon S. Jackson

Sliding into Sin Audiobook By Otto Handley cover art
Sliding into Sin
  • Sliding into Sin

  • Grace, Grease, and the Great Greasequake (Greasepolis, Book 8)
  • By: Otto Handley
  • Narrated by: Gregory Dwyer
  • Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
  • Unabridged
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Pope Blatantly IV wishes to return to the papal autocracy of the Middle Ages. He devises a threefold plan: 1) to enforce universal Catholic geographical supremacy, 2) to criminalize sin, and 3) to ban “grease” in favor of doctrinal “dryness.” The Pope’s outlandish initiatives include annexing Antarctica using a team of bodybuilders and gluing borders, and monetizing salvation through Indulgences 2.0 and Pre-Death Canonizations. In opposition to the Pope’s extravagant claims, the “Grease Underground,” is formed.

By: Otto Handley

Copper Cobra Audiobook By Avis Kalfsbeek cover art
Copper Cobra
  • Copper Cobra

  • A Satirical Eco Novella of Alaskan Salmon, Scandal, and Saving the Planet (A Pedro the Water Dog Saves the Planet Primer, Book 4)
  • By: Avis Kalfsbeek
  • Narrated by: Avis Kalfsbeek
  • Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
  • Unabridged
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Hip-hop-loving best friends Moore and Spit are back in Copper Cobra, Book 4 of the Pedro the Water Dog Saves the Planet series—a whip-smart, laugh-out-loud climate caper where friendship, activism, and Alaskan absurdity collide. Signing on for a summer salmon season, the duo expects long hours and big fish—not a toxic mining scheme slithering through backroom deals and straight into the heart of the world’s largest wild salmon run.

By: Avis Kalfsbeek

The Department of Interspecies Complaints Audiobook By Darth Vapor cover art
The Department of Interspecies Complaints
  • The Department of Interspecies Complaints

  • By: Darth Vapor
  • Narrated by: Virtual Voice
  • Length: 2 hrs and 31 mins
  • Unabridged
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The universe has a complaints department. Unfortunately, it’s still processing yours If you enjoy absurd sci-fi, dry wit, and bureaucratic nightmares that somehow feel a little too real… welcome to the worst office in existence. Arthur Denton is just a human clerk trying to survive his shift at the galaxy’s most dreaded institution: The Department of Interspecies Complaints. His job? Process 47,000 grievances from aliens, planets, concepts, and occasionally reality itself—before the universe collapses under the weight of unresolved paperwork. No pressure. Inside this hilariously ...

By: Darth Vapor

Saving Larry’s Hairline Audiobook By Scott Rose, Ernie Brandon cover art
Saving Larry’s Hairline
  • Saving Larry’s Hairline

  • A Comedy About Losing It All
  • By: Scott Rose, Ernie Brandon
  • Narrated by: Scott Rose, Ernie Brandon
  • Length: 5 hrs and 15 mins
  • Unabridged
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Larry is about to turn 40, and his life isn’t going exactly as planned. He’s lost his marriage. He’s lost his home. He’s lost his financial stability. And he’s nearly lost hope that he can turn things around at all. Then he discovers he’s losing his hair. Now he’ll do anything to get it back. Anything. Unfortunately, he might lose everything else in the process. Written in fast-paced movie screenplay format, this wildly absurd comedy follows one man’s desperate quest to win back his hairline — and his life.

  • Hilarious!

  • By Julian Post on 04-23-26

By: Scott Rose, and others

One Night Stand in a Place with No Name Audiobook By Jacy Morris cover art
One Night Stand in a Place with No Name
  • One Night Stand in a Place with No Name

  • One Night Stand at the End of the World, Book 4
  • By: Jacy Morris
  • Narrated by: Nick Kaiel
  • Length: 5 hrs and 50 mins
  • Unabridged
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The comedian and his gang of entertainers head toward the Fortress of Good in the hopes of finishing his mission. Of course, travel in the wasteland isn't as easy as it used to be, and they are waylaid in a mysterious town underneath the ruins of Salt Lake City. What will they find there? A gang of sickening weirdos? Strange culinary delights? Top hats? Or even worse... polite conversation? Certainly, it couldn't be all of those things. Could it?

By: Jacy Morris

MODERN ART FOR THE MODERN HOME Audiobook By Alex Murray cover art
MODERN ART FOR THE MODERN HOME
  • MODERN ART FOR THE MODERN HOME

  • A CAUTIONARY TALE
  • By: Alex Murray
  • Narrated by: Virtual Voice
  • Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
  • Unabridged
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Ever felt the art world's has gone crazy? Then fans of PG Wodehouse, Tom Sharpe, Flann O'Brien, or Kingsley Amis will love this book. Three middle aged ingenues enter the art world in search of art, three young East End artists set out to change it through their bold new movement of metaconceptualism, and an established Mayfair Gallery sets out to recover lost ground through a blockbuster exhibition. As all three vectors collide in the deceptively innocuous world of art the most unforeseen consequences arise as the world is brought to the brink of World War III and art is turned on its head...

By: Alex Murray

The Silver Squad Rides Again Audiobook By Marty Essen cover art
The Silver Squad Rides Again
  • The Silver Squad Rides Again

  • The Silver Squad, Book 2
  • By: Marty Essen
  • Narrated by: Maria McCann
  • Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
  • Unabridged
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Barry, Beth, and Jenny ride again! The Silver Squad Rides Again picks up where the multi-award-winning The Silver Squad: Rebels With Wrinkles left off. This time Barry, Beth, and Jenny take on a trapper who tortured a wolf and a health insurance company that has denied a fifteen-year-old girl the surgery she desperately needs.

  • Loved it!

  • By Shanna Tidwell on 04-16-26

By: Marty Essen

Laudos Audiobook By Lorcan Pike cover art
Laudos
  • Laudos

  • A Commission Based Faith: Posture. Prospect. Prevail.
  • By: Lorcan Pike
  • Narrated by: Brendan Balch
  • Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
  • Unabridged
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If you found this, please don't join. This isn't a manual, it's a record of how my family lost their minds. Inside, I’ve documented everything.

By: Lorcan Pike

The Advanced Guide to Self-Destruction Audiobook By Matthew Rhodes cover art
The Advanced Guide to Self-Destruction
  • The Advanced Guide to Self-Destruction

  • By: Matthew Rhodes
  • Narrated by: Brandon Lindley
  • Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
  • Unabridged
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Civilization is spiraling. Democracy’s on its last legs. And somewhere just outside of Area 51, an alien named Alexi is trying to escape Earth’s bureaucratic nightmare—with help from a very enthusiastic human scientist named Toby. The Advanced Guide to Self-Destruction is a satirical sci-fi rollercoaster that blends political theory, cosmic absurdity, and biting humor. When Earth becomes too stupid for its own good, one alien must navigate quarantine zones, incompetently evil administrations, and spaceport paperwork just to get the hell out.

By: Matthew Rhodes

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